Gene O

Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.

And this is why we love you!

Well, one of the reasons.

Nonsense. An unprepared and under supplied hero fighting off invaders with an overwhelming advantage? That is a Chanukah story.

I bought that on your recommendation for my iPhone! I’ll bet enough time has passed that I’ve forgotten the puzzles.

My favorite costumes get blank stares from everyone when they enter the room except for one person that points and shouts “That’s awesome!”

Don’t talk about your bold, artistic decisions like that!

Bitterfinger

S & Ms

So many memories of each band. I saw New Order and Nitzer Ebb at Red Rocks! (Not at the same time.)

If you see this, post a vampire picture that isn’t Dracula.

No reason not to stock up now. Cami says ‘hi.’

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the answer is “Not many do,” but the ones who do would reflexively toss out an application with an AI-written cover letter.

They’re being rude. A direct but civil request to change the subject is fine. By my standards anyway - you can decide what that’s worth.

Is this one of those “You’ll know I’m being kidnapped when I write this utter nonsense” situations?

Call me an idiot if you need us to call the police for you.

My thoughts on Tron:Ares

Are you excited by lightcycles racing through traffic and chopping a cop car in half? Is there a part of you that thinks a recognizer fighting helicopters and jets is the coolest thing imaginable? Then see Tron:Ares in a theater!

The rest of you can skip this one entirely.

The cowards wouldn’t dare.

Post a film with an excellent soundtrack!

YouTube video by ripoffrecords Nomeansno - angel or devil

I’ll check it out! In return, here’s my rec.

youtu.be/SBd7OnKa_hk?...

I (M 53) have been asking younger people (< 40) to exchange songs for the last few weeks. If they give me a song that they like that they think I haven’t heard, I’ll do the same for them.

The result is that I am *buried* in excellent new music.

Photograph by Def Leppard.

Yeah, but it’s that fake artisanal crazy where he thinks he’s being stylish while making a point and everyone else sees him as a blithering dolt of a douchebag.

Well said.

Four Rooms

Isn’t that why you have Podquisition?

Fine cinema.

I had the same question!

I won’t ask her to name names, but I want anybody who reads this to know that Rachel is not talking about me.

Envy!

I go between “I should have learned how to make chocolates like that. It would be a difficult but defintely achievable goal,” and “Every aspect of my health benefits from me being unable to make chocolates like that.”

Try submerging yourself under 3 or more dogs? Good doggies for preference. If you’re unsure, ask them if they’re good doggies and they’ll let you know.

I get it! This magazine isn’t about horror. It is the horror.

This is what’s left after the investment company bought because it was making a profit but then wanted to restrict it so that it wouldn’t generate any bad press or liability.

Truly blood-curdling.

Does Hollywood actually know about anything besides pastries?