@lullulham.bsky.social
OAP in training - enthusiastic cyclist (means "awful") - full time bike builder & mechanic, part time blogger, mostly human. https://www.sportive.com/authors/andy-lulham
You remember the last time Paddington met the Queen...?
25.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't worry - he's not Greg(g) Wallace 😁
25.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Recommend you listen to this, @mrjamesob.bsky.social, to find an absolute gold nugget about the photographer who took *that* photo of A M-W
25.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"There's actually a precedent for a former Duke of York to murder his nephews..."
25.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@russincheshire.bsky.social "...with a stiletto* on a pebble beach" was not on my Cleudo bingo card 🤣
*Shoe, not knife
Or Mahatma Ghandi?
23.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is absolute gold
21.02.2026 12:09 — 👍 1526 🔁 372 💬 87 📌 22Do we now call *you* The Dunt? 🤣
23.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember that picture of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor in the back of a police car?
They put it up in the freakin’ Louvre.
😆
I was just about to say the same 🤣
22.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great stuff.
22.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0He's such an utter bollox, isn't he?
22.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
February 2026: Maldives
#AnywhereButClacton
22.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Well that's just not fair - why can't they go downhill like everyone else?
21.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really enjoying Fallen Feathers, Russ. Just have to match my read speed with your write speed now...
21.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just *love* those eBay guys who make a stupid offer on your stuff and then msg you saying "you know do and so are selling these online for almost as much and yeah, I'm doing you a favour cos I don't really want it that much"
Cunts
Just when I thought I'd overdosed on Popcorn with The Andrew Formally Known As Prince's tribulations...
20.02.2026 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If any of your listeners, @mrjamesob.bsky.social want to find out more about the monarchy from 1066 onwards could do worse than listen to @charliehigson.bsky.social's excellent "Willy, Willy, Harry, Stee" Podcast
20.02.2026 11:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting "DO YOU LOVE ME NOW, DADDY?" vibes from Jenrick
20.02.2026 11:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Jenrick/Farage fallout will be fun. Hard to pick a side, mind. Like being offered a choice between a hair sandwich & a toenail-topped panini.
20.02.2026 07:33 — 👍 2097 🔁 271 💬 162 📌 7*checks online pharmacies...
20.02.2026 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's the Dildo of Consequences, turning up unlubed
19.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is how its done
19.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0I like how you can see right into his soul through that dilated pupil
19.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010/10 alt text here
19.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0At least Idiocracy gave the world Crocs...
19.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That really boils my piss
Much like the kettle in those rooms
These are the only Dick Pics anyone should tolerate
19.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apropos of nothing, but every time I see Jenrick I get the impression of Buffalo Bill wearing George Osborne's skin.
19.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
