Pley

Oh man he’s for sure gonna kill himself.

Hey I wrote a thing and I’m happy with so maybe check it out if you like web serials Myrth.ink #books

More Nu Metal should have featured soup. What were they thinking

Chapter three is up and it’s a wild one myrth.ink
#fiction

In 2032 right before the asteroid hit imma send that shit to someone bitching about “where is Jesus right now, I was told he would be here”

Ya that’s pretty common. My mom does this but she was a civil servant for 40 years. It’s lead-addled delusiontown for a lot of them.

You can’t change their minds unless you shift them to a different delusion and they’re also super stubborn, also cuz of all that lead.

This one of those things that you actually had to read those books to know about instead of just looking at the maps and trying to learn elvish with your homie huh

Trump is destroying the American breakfast.

Still awaiting word on whether I can capture and take home this beautiful lil guy

My job said I can take home all the spiders from work that I want.

You see my father, a tugboat captain and my mother, a championship body builder…

Convinced this paper is some kind of dangerous toxic waste

Big things happening

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

Wow you can’t even say someone should be player 2 anymore. Damn shame.

Stand back. Stand donner. Stand blitzen. Stand by.

The general Christmas consensus amongst drunk people is that we gotta Dyson sphere the sun. The energy it’s being approached with is on the level of a weekend garden bed revamp.

It’s weird more goblins don’t have raccoon characteristics since they’re probably the most goblin-coded creatures in our real world.

A Christ-a-mas Quesadilla

I only care because he’s a hypocrite. It’s just like the Republican who went to Yale and grew up in a gated community in Connecticut acting like they’ve been a rancher their whole life. It’s a projection of fake solidarity.

Break the nipple off the Worch, its Chex mix time.

My god it’s 61 degrees I’m ngmi

Might show this to the cat to make sure he understands

What popular public figure do you suspect could be a lich?

You shouldn’t have to work if you’re sleepy

It feels like Andie MacDowell should have become a billionaire from the amount of work she was getting in the 90s

It’s frankly astonishing that Wendy’s was able to make a mushroom bacon muenster cheese burger that’s just kinda mid. Like how do you fuck up those ingredients!!?

Maybe it needs fried onions or something i dunno. Just kinda blah.

It’s gotta start with Jitterbug

The best contribution of Jimmy Dore is that anyone who listens to him can be immediately written off as a moron.