Andy✌️

Woke up to 23 (twenty three) messages from Client 2 who still hasn’t come up with the money necessary to finish the project but keep asking more changes.

Fuck it, I’ll go back to sleep

Don’t forget that Britney also had Break The Ice

She’s so ahead of her time

A close-up selfie of a fair-skinned person with a shaved head and a short, salt-and-pepper beard. Their left eye is closed and partially covered by the fingers of their left hand, which rests on their forehead. They have a tired and frustrated expression. They’re wearing a black shirt, and a silver chain necklace is visible. The background is a plain off-white wall.

A small tan-colored dog with its mouth wide open as if it was screaming, with the side of its face and back in view against a gray and white bedspread.

I loooooove taking two days off because I’m sick af but still having to deal with
- Boss who has no idea what’s going on
- Client who wants me to do anti-design shit for a fucking splash screen but doesn’t provide the feedback I need to continue the job. LIVE. ON FIGMA.

For the records, it wasn’t me nor one of us good Andys.

Ok then, i’ll set up a podcast page

We should pitch a new reality show, a competition called “America Next Mangione Copycat”

@aoc.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov did you know about this? Can you do something about it?

Speaking from experience, Aquarius are the best…

Want me to send you unhinged voice messages, Peter?

I always do that… I hate doing voice notes because I lose track of my thoughts and 20 minutes later I’m talking about something else entirely!

And I don’t know how to end them

Like the cool kids say, I know that’s right

Muscles ≠ Hot

Awwww!!!! I’m just happy with one day which is also International Cat Day and I’m not even mad about it

A head and shoulders portrait of a fair-skinned person with a shaved head, dark eyebrows, and a short, salt-and-pepper beard, wearing a blue t-shirt and a silver chain, the background is black. They are looking at the camera with a slight smile.

For 🌈Queer History Month🏳️‍🌈 today you can spontaneously celebrate my birth.

Who up spearing their britney?

Like, everyday babe…

You’re kinda giving “sup, bro?” energy but I’m not entirely mad about it

I would let you top me from the front, legs up and maintaining eye contact.

This is the type of energie that gets it and gets it.

Has her forehead increased in surface area or something?

A smiling person with a shaved head and a graying beard, positioned face-up in bed with a yellow and pink heart-shaped pillow beside each ear. They are wearing a black shirt, and a chain necklace.

Happy Love Day, cuties!

I’ve decided that Valentine can fuck off, from now on I’ll be celebrating love.

Starting with loving myself because you know it: if you can’t love yourself…

That’s enough hoelimpics for you

Also also, nobody cares what you have to say on the pedo app

They have a pleasure room, and it be the Criterion collection closet. 🥵

KITTYYYYYYY!!! 😻😻😻😻😻

Nonono, with so much disrespect. They know what they did

Sweetie, let non-citizens vote. See how you get all the votes you’re missing!

I say far worse in Italian!

We have an extensive vocabulary of swear words against all sorts of deities, most of it is invented on the spot because we’re just very Italian.

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It also spread to my family, it’s contagious…

This problem is costing me way too much, Michael Archibald Susan Tamblyn!

(From top/left : Sister 2, Mother, Niece 6, Niece 1, Me and Me in Clara BW)

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Looking for the will to work.

If found, please contact someone else✌️

I can translate if for you, dear…

You know. I’m entirely Italian too 🙃✌️