@agarrickwright.bsky.social
Comedy writer with @BandC_Comedy, David Nobbs Memorial Trust Award winner 2023. Check out my nonsense on http://bonnieandclydeside.com.
Man did he give me some world class side-eye.
26.08.2025 11:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thrilled to have been lead writer on this cracker of an episode with the phenomenal @beakachu.bsky.social
Get it listened to the now!
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Oh shit, I'm a 2000AD character!
WHAT
Dream achieved, thanks to the phenomenal @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social
This is an *absolutely fantastic* Armitage story. If you like a good wee mystery set in the dystopia future (that's a lot less fanciful than it ought to be) of Brit Cit, then get on this now!
Judge Dredd Megazine, on the newsstands now. Buy it or it's 25 to life in the iso-cubes.
@beakachu.bsky.social and I are excited to announce we are now doing a pay-what-you-want script reading and feedback service!
You don't have to kill your darlings any more- we can do it for you! Give us a shout for some fresh and award-winning eyes on your work:
bonnieandclydeside.com/services/
Dear Canada:
ELBOWS UP
Sincerely,
Everyone
1970s BC fighting pit
1970s conversation pit
Remodelling the living room and can't decide between a 1970s conversation pit or a 1970s BC fighting pit...
10.04.2025 09:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0LAST CHANCE to get a ticket for @beakachu.bsky.social and I to show you how to take the depressing news and remould it into sheer hilarity.
Come along and we'll all make some jokes together! Book now!
I've made the 300 mile trip to Edinburgh and I am DYING to talk about writing gags with @beakachu.bsky.social and @humourmill.bsky.social
If you want to find out which radio show will say 'bawbag' on air, well we'll tell you. Book now!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...
- Ride and Rejudice
- Carry On Ridding Me Of This Meddlesome Priest
- 2 Phast, 2 Phalanx
- From Kievan Russ With Love
- There And Back Again: Ghengis Khan's Tale
- The Devil Wears Pravda
It's true! If you want to learn how to write topical comedy, only we have the answers!*
Guaranteed**
*Not a guarantee
**Cannot stress this enough, not a guarantee
These 2 are brilliant joke writers and this is a fantastic opportunity for anyone able to attend
23.03.2025 22:48 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
There are still tickets on sale for this fantastic workshop on topical comedy, with me and @beakachu.bsky.social, hosted by @humourmill.bsky.social
If you want to break into writing gags about everything current, this is a good place to start. Book now!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...
If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social!
1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...
Thanks Alice!!
18.03.2025 11:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It'll be a lot of fun, come and wrote some silly jokes about not-silly events!
18.03.2025 10:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social!
1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...
Really pleased have been Lead Writer on BBC Radio Scotland's Breaking The News this week with @beakachu.bsky.social
Tonnes of great gags from us, amazing patter, and the perfect thing after a long week of mental news.
#comedy #news #scotland
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
I had an amazing time on the excellent Life's A Pitch Podcast, working out which gardening implement Pixar might turn into Conan.
Get it listened to now!
There's a guy at my wife's gym who brings a full 2l bottle of whole milk to his workout and finishes it in a session.
She calls him 'Milk Jugs'
I've never met you, Milk Jugs, but I salute you, you magnificent calcified bastard.
Must have a skeleton like fuckin Wolverine.
I got my wife a pair of steel gauntlets for Christmas and she's never been happier.
05.02.2025 16:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I can safely say without fear of repudiation that Stansted is the Prestwick of London.
23.01.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Glad to see your name up there- we're in good company.
28.12.2024 00:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cannae believe they broadcast our Robert the Bruce gag. That one's been percolating since 1306.
28.12.2024 00:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lovely way to round out the year is seeing @beakachu.bsky.social and myself in the credits of Breaking the Year.
I mean, 2024 is a year that NEEDED broken. Glad we could oblige. Get it watched the now!
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Love or hate Elf On The Shelf, you have to agree, it's certainly a thing that exists.
Happy Christmas Eve to one and all, here's me with a killer moustache and it's quite funny.
The much-longer version of this won the Audience Choice Award at the Shetland Screenplay Festival.
The locals were just glad to see hard work acknowledged.
Happy Solstice @beakachu.bsky.social
TEAM EFFORT IS TEAM EFFORT
NO WRITER LEFT BEHIND
If you see this, post a knight.
Or an armoured cat.
