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Glandular Lansbury

@oblomovist.bsky.social

I feel so rock 'n' roll, but I look like a secondary geography teacher. I carry myself like a delicatessen ham.

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we need a Vlad the Impaler of the left

11.08.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 402    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hearing Biddy Baxter has died so reposting this, about a beautiful man that she sacked.

11.08.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Phil Clit

New York, Passenger Lists, 1820-1920

08.08.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Just so we are clear, itโ€™s human greed thatโ€™s upending the education system using shitty, untreated AI.

Itโ€™s dishonest marketers putting AI in the hands of students who get to be saddled with debt to learn nothing.

08.08.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 250    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm suddenly getting the urge to watch The Traitors

05.08.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a blue bag of cool ranch doritos

a blue bag of cool ranch doritos

yeah i "invest in blue chips"

05.08.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An NHS leaflet with information for patients
"So your ear is blocked with wax"

An NHS leaflet with information for patients "So your ear is blocked with wax"

That don't impress me much

04.08.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 291    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Mac and cheese: Why would anybody want to eat a waterproof coat with cheese?

05.08.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lindsay Hoyle says heโ€™ll block the release of emails he sent to Israeli politicians because heโ€™s โ€œformed the reasonable opinionโ€ that they shouldnโ€™t be out there

Lindsay Hoyle says heโ€™ll block the release of emails he sent to Israeli politicians because heโ€™s โ€œformed the reasonable opinionโ€ that they shouldnโ€™t be out there

Ah ok, no worries

05.08.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Timpsons

04.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 304    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
FuรŸ Tattoo Motiv der Kopf von Dr. Zoidberg aus Futurama (farbig, rot) die Zehen dienen als Mund Tentakel

FuรŸ Tattoo Motiv der Kopf von Dr. Zoidberg aus Futurama (farbig, rot) die Zehen dienen als Mund Tentakel

Das perfekte Tattoo existiert ni-

04.08.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1214    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge

Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge

Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge theonion.com/heartfe...

04.08.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4033    ๐Ÿ” 371    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Waiting in the queue at the piercing place and overhead someone at the cafe next door asking a woman 'is that your boyfriend or your dad?', and, I would say that's one of the worst questions you can ask someone. Either way, it will HAUNT THEIR DREAMS

02.08.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my WORD

31.07.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It only takes 3 days after death for your skin to have enough purchase for your cat to eat you.

30.07.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of TikTok: "The Ai Creator That Went to Chad Gpt Psychosis

ChatGPT Psychosis: First Victims Unveiled. Discover the chilling impact of ChatGPT psychosis as we explore early cases, including Geoff Lewis's disturbing ..."

Screenshot of TikTok: "The Ai Creator That Went to Chad Gpt Psychosis ChatGPT Psychosis: First Victims Unveiled. Discover the chilling impact of ChatGPT psychosis as we explore early cases, including Geoff Lewis's disturbing ..."

"Chad Gpt"

29.07.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right WASHINGTONโ€”Expressing frustration with his inability to duplicate the presidentโ€™s bulbousness caused by trapped fluid, body double John Schade was reportedly struggling Tuesday to get the appearance o...

Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right

29.07.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2490    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Two men at an event holding up a sign that reads "Our wives think we're at Coldplay"

Two men at an event holding up a sign that reads "Our wives think we're at Coldplay"

Meanwhile in Wales lol

27.07.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 375    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Nice to see MonstroElizaSue getting work after The Substance

26.07.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

My own work! Mixed media on canvas

26.07.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No cheating, post your lock screen

26.07.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Finished watching The Rehearsal s2 and am completely bereft.

25.07.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lately I've had a weird lurgy that has given me oddly vivid dreams. First there was the sexy dream involving Richard E Grant, and last night was the very unsexy designer outlet mall / Anne Robinson / Squid Game anxiety dream.

24.07.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Jones and Mouse T with their smash hit, Porn Bot.

Tom Jones and Mouse T with their smash hit, Porn Bot.

๐ŸŽถporn bot, porn bot
you're my porn bot
would I like to see your pictures?
absolutely fucking not
porn bot, porn bot
you're my porn bot
"19F, kiss emoji, hot"๐ŸŽถ

23.07.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I got like four paper cuts reading this on a laptop screen, itโ€™s so sharp. Damn.

22.07.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 448    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Post a b+w film gif/image

22.07.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big up the CM www.itv.com/news/channel...

22.07.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I googled โ€˜dystopiaโ€™ and Google AI directed me to this

22.07.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 22.07.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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