Hubie

South Park doing more to call out 45/47 than any political reporter.

bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried ALT: bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried

Hey keep the faith my new friend. Think of the cake we’ll send 47’s fat butt after Obama crushes him in 2028

He’s saving the third term eligibility ruling for his successor Aileen Cannon in 2031.

Always wondered if Death Star II’s main laser had enough power for Jerjerrod to turn it on the Endor moon, then recharge to participate in the battle. Yeah I have random thoughts.

There are so many memories I wish I could drop like I was Reggie Fish fielding a punt, but alas my mental citadel is too strong

No sense offering Gov. Chad a bribe bag when he’d just fumble it away.

Was brewing a Chad Morris for Arkansas governor joke, but sadly realized not even he could make it worse.

Miss the days when Spurrrier would vote for Duke in the preseason poll every year just because he could.

Tired: Senate Rs would confirm Aileen Cannon to the Supreme Court.

Wired: Senate Rs would confirm Jeanine Pirro to the Supreme Court.

You called that play brutha

If our fan base would dig on the Epstein files as intensely as we FOIA’d Houston Nutt’s phone records, Trump would be out in two weeks.

Counterpoint: the comments people made in the public meetings were precisely accurate

Deny deny deny, right out of his Trump Bible

Oh man that’s great. I did a whole season of Little League pitching like Mitch Williams.

WGN those days was like every podcast and social media post rolled into one. All kids our age are devastated

Every kid our age who had nothing but WGN during 80s summers is devastated

Ugh I just saw this. Every WGN kid in our age bracket is devastated. My brother and I could imitate the batting stance and pitching motion of every ‘89 Cub

Have a hot date tonight, should I shave my Donald Trump signature?

Ok they look sweet. A Reylo for the streaming era.

Someone should go on Truth Social and say wasn’t vaxxed, look what happened, just to be a dick

By September the House will be back to full time Benghazi hearings to avoid this

I like these. How about:

Trump says Nixon should’ve burned the Watergate tapes and has all documents related to him in Epstein files destroyed.

These endings back to back were like losing the popular vote by 2.5% and still stumbling ass backwards into 300 electoral votes.

This was a fantastic article, and thanks for the numerous stories about the coach. Also appreciate your linking to Joe Posnanski’s profile of his father. There’s a gleam men!

Thanks! Will do. Everything depends on my boys and their schedule but we are hoping to make several games. We’re on a 10 game in person losing streak dating back to ‘22 Cincy and want to break it, ha

Got it! Thanks! Probably Seat Geek it for Austin, so let’s hope we haven’t collapsed by then.

Wait how did you acquire these? Do I have to have home season tickets to get them?

Let’s call them the Washington Orangeskins.

Good news is they should have no further need to inflict Clay Travis on us.

The Chelsea captain lifting the trophy is listed at 5’11”, but sure, DJT is 6’3”