Nick Murphy

There better be so much fucking in this

This isn't going to make sense to everybody but it's 100% true:
Bari Weiss is a real life Aaron Sorkin character.

First season was so cheesy and predictable that I gave up, I don't know how anyone kept watching.

Jared Harris is a great pick for this, especially if we're counting prestige TV as filmography.

YouTube video by blutos Dr Seuss - Halloween is Grinch Night (complete - HQ)

Did you ever see the Emmy-winning follow up: Halloween Is Grinch Night?
It is... weird.

I continue to think that any politician could win a presidential election with the platform, "I'm going to make stub hub illegal and put ticketmaster executives in prison."

George Lucas in Love - Wikipedia

What about George Lucas In Love?

You're like a little puppy dog. You get excited over every new thing aimed at rich white consumers. I bet you visited Iceland a few years ago when all the rich whites were going. You buy every fad.

All the Star Wars movies are bad, made worse by the people who defend them.

I cannot believe so many men struggle to tie a bowtie when it is literally the same knot you use to tie your shoes.

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

I'm sorry, but I have no desire to see any Zelda movie that stars white people.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

The Catholic church really fumbled the bag so hard cause all i can think when i see this is that i hope they vetted these guys really hard cause it's gonna look terrible if we find out one of these guys abused kids.

The second sentence has no subject. It also includes a time measurement so the verb should be in present perfect progressive, not present simple. "Conservative" is being used as an adjective, but he capitalized it like a proper noun. There's also a comma splice in the final sentence.

Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario 64 are the best games in the Mario franchise.
Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy Two are not only the two worst games in the franchise, they are two of the worst video games ever created.
Fight me.

I should be able to sue Microsoft if my computer updates against my will.

It should be illegal to tell men that they're the best/most anything or to give them any amount of high praise, tbh.

A chart showing that the S&P 500 stayed correlated with the number of job openings until the release of ChatGPT, at which point the S&P 500 skyrocketed while jobs stayed flat.

It's wild to me that people can look at this chart and think that it means that AI is replacing jobs when what it really means is that there's an AI bubble

If any democratic senator's office is reading this, understand that I would rather primary every democratic senator and lose the midterms than win the midterms with the existing leadership.

When God called Socrates the smartest, he set about proving that he wasn't the smartest, and inadvertently proved that he was an asshole.

When Joyce Carol Oates called Elon Musk an idiot, he set about proving that he wasn't an idiot, and inadvertently proved that was an idiot.

Screw star wars what about Moon Knight?

Married conservative: A woman's place is at home, not the office.

Divorced conservative: My ex-wife *chose* not to work.

I'm certain that almost all of them supported it and I'm certain it was because they were personally inconvenienced by flight delays.

I think that taking the kind of body language and facial expressions that you would normally only have when you are talking with another human in-person and then performing them to a camera with no one else in the room is profoundly damaging to a person's psyche.

Something bad happens to most people when they get hired by the New York Times. It's like someone finally gives them confirmation that yes they are smarter and better than most people and they no longer have to pretend to be humble

I just want Matty Glesias to eat shit. A long as he is shoveling heaping amounts of feces down his gullet, I'm happy.

You would think that a prompt this simple and specific would be easy to get right but nope

This is stupid. The purpose of Thanksgiving is excess. The meme shouldn't hypothetically limit you to $20. People should be eating every item on this list.

There's a scene in season 3 of The West Wing where a secret service agent brags about killing a 15 year old and calls it fun and then CJ tries to kiss him in case you were wondering why some people think Aaron Sorkin is a huge piece of shit.