@bindz.bsky.social
I swear I was interesting at one point
sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting
28.10.2025 05:55 — 👍 1985 🔁 249 💬 12 📌 6
Having a Lana Del Rey summer already
31.05.2025 02:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(the horniest ive ever been) have a safe flight ✨
20.11.2024 18:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
free tramp stamp idea
21.07.2023 21:28 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A woman flexing her bicep with a freshly done tattoo of a seal
everyone meet Sealine Dion
13.11.2024 20:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
whatever dad I was on buzzfeed once
11.11.2024 17:43 — 👍 96 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
free tramp stamp idea
21.07.2023 21:28 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
the Benadryl entering my blood stream
12.07.2023 01:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
11.07.2023 22:32 — 👍 53 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
the thing is when Bluesky isn’t working great, it only makes me like it more
07.07.2023 05:12 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
this is still an all time fave twitter interaction of mine
05.07.2023 19:58 — 👍 1952 🔁 200 💬 41 📌 15Twitter is LAX and Blue Sky is the Burbank Airport.
Twitter is big, nothing seems to work, and everyone is angry, but sometimes there’s no avoiding it.
While Blue Sky is small, people are chill, and there isn’t that much yelling, (but there aren’t any Guy Fieri restaurants here yet).
has anyone told Tom Cruise he just doesn’t have to run like that?
03.07.2023 17:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking for a man to steal my heart like it’s second base and he’s playing the dodgers.
02.07.2023 02:54 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0calling out of work because I’ve exceeded my rate limit
01.07.2023 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you call it canceling all plans and staying in I call it having a bottle episode
28.06.2023 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you held a gun to anyone’s head and asked them to explain a balk, zero people would survive
25.06.2023 02:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when I have to reap what I’ve sown
25.06.2023 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why does James Cameron want to fuck the ocean so hard
23.06.2023 05:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0men will really become umps instead of going to therapy
21.06.2023 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0watching the Dodgers has become a long journey to being convinced to join Scientology and celebrate at Morongo resorts
16.06.2023 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
now why are we bringing the titanic into this
11.06.2023 20:53 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
now why are we bringing the titanic into this
11.06.2023 20:53 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
They’re very normal thumbs
11.06.2023 00:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One time a tweet went viral and then Reddit spent days roasting my thumbs
11.06.2023 00:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jealous of New Yorkers who have something tangible to complain about right now
07.06.2023 22:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being Horny For Omar Sharif
NY times xword writers 🤝 my Mom
graphic design and discrimination is my passion
27.05.2023 18:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Patricia Piccinini sculpture of what looks like a human/beaver hybrid, with extremely realistic human skin and hair. It's very upsetting.
New social network, new group of people to horrify with this piece of art belonging to my friend's mom. His name, and I can't emphasize this enough, is Fred.
25.05.2023 20:19 — 👍 113 🔁 34 💬 37 📌 12
