Jerri

My nephew is the best teen

In case anyone is wondering, the new Gaga album is wall to wall bangers which is a relief because I truly couldn’t have handled a disappointing LG7 experience in these trying times

I dropped and broke a mirror this morning and was very chill and cool about it, but finding out I’ll never enjoy a vodka GoGirl again might tip me over the edge

Update: I’ve just discovered GoGirl was discontinued in 2022.

I think a GoGirl Energy could fix me

CHARGED UP! 🔋

With their EIGHT goals tonight, the @pwhlcharge.bsky.social set the league record for most goals scored in a regular season game!

Scroll to rewatch them all 👇

The captain joins the party! 🥳

7 OTT - MIN 2 | 🍎🍏 Darkangelo, Tejralová

#FeelTheSurge | #OTTvMIN

Same! Like, I was around for AOL instant messenger. How many new things do I have to try to adjust to before I shake loose this exhausted mortal coil!?

I feel this. I got so fired up during the TT “ban” last month that I stopped looking at that and deleted IG and I’ve been desperately trying to find a worthy scroll time replacement. I’ve been trying tumblr again, but it seems hard to recapture that early 2000s magic it had

Idk who needs this information, but you can make a pretty accurate DQ blizzard by just putting ice cream and toppings in a stand mixer.

I’ll be tempted to submit to our tech overlords if and only if they finally use all those resources to create the McDonalds microwave from Spy Kids.

I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned

Honestly, if I had to choose a real life person who *would* have an irresistibly hot nemesis, it’d be you

Hate to have an irresistibly hot nemesis

Fuck yeah

Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back

Ginger beer is also very good

Nooooo!
If you haven’t already tried it— I get super nauseous when I have a migraine and those little ginger shots work wonders 💖

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Me finding out my grandmother who I’m no contact with voted for the bad man again in November:

I hope you feel much better soon!!

This is basically my life motto

I’m not sure about *very* fluffy, but they do their best

FACTS: A whale’s anus can stretch approximately 3.5 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole on the planet, just behind people who drive Cybertrucks

I highly recommend

I just went down a rabbit hole of Etsy witch curse reviews and boy lemme tell you it didn’t disappoint

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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Oh cool, I’m a city’s mascot?

I say we all just start wrapping them in a bit of cheese like we do for dogs