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My job is just.. beach.

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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

10.08.2025 03:36 — 👍 26548    🔁 5159    💬 414    📌 216
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inspired by hiking thru wildflowers 🌷🌾🌻🌼✨

#pixelart

05.08.2025 16:18 — 👍 9066    🔁 1578    💬 139    📌 23

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

16.07.2025 06:39 — 👍 24829    🔁 5220    💬 317    📌 210

I would have taken it straight to the dump.

14.07.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A black bird stands on some cracked concrete, looking upwards at camera. The angle, its stance and its plumage - white eyes are the only let-up from the black - makes the bird look thoroughly pissed off

A black bird stands on some cracked concrete, looking upwards at camera. The angle, its stance and its plumage - white eyes are the only let-up from the black - makes the bird look thoroughly pissed off

The Blackbird of Annoyance has replaced the Bluebird of Happiness in my life

13.07.2025 04:19 — 👍 14008    🔁 1804    💬 7    📌 0

Man, it's like our country was built on an old Indian burial ground or something.

22.06.2025 02:51 — 👍 1277    🔁 236    💬 38    📌 14
Repost if you love this cat or have been growing more insane with each passing day. Cute young Siamese cat

Repost if you love this cat or have been growing more insane with each passing day. Cute young Siamese cat

21.06.2025 11:09 — 👍 290    🔁 82    💬 6    📌 8

no signs or orange cones

08.06.2025 10:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guy captures hummingbird hatching from his bedroom window. #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

05.06.2025 01:30 — 👍 2767    🔁 558    💬 86    📌 40
a double rainbow in lincoln square chicago

a double rainbow in lincoln square chicago

PRIDE MONTH DOUBLE RAINBOW IN CHICAGO HOLY SHIT

05.06.2025 00:40 — 👍 29961    🔁 3221    💬 371    📌 165
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

“Slip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Thank a rail worker today!

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION “Slip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt. Thank a rail worker today!

unions: they get the job done

29.05.2025 03:03 — 👍 11217    🔁 2582    💬 112    📌 133
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Lab-kept bumble bees roll small wooden balls around for no apparent purpose other than fun, a 2022 study reveals.

Learn more on #WorldBeeDay: scim.ag/4dAwCuD

20.05.2025 17:32 — 👍 3480    🔁 671    💬 207    📌 108

Don't disrespect the Edsel like that.

09.05.2025 19:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Is Trump in mental decline? He sounds far worse than Biden ever did. | Opinion For those who spent weeks, months and even years howling about then-President Joe Biden's 'mental decline,' what say you about Trump's rambling?

Reposting today’s column because … **waves arms in all directions** … strollers and movie tariffs and Alcatraz and such.

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

05.05.2025 02:42 — 👍 299    🔁 72    💬 18    📌 8

At some point you have to join a crew, or you'll get served and if you dance back, "it's on".

03.05.2025 11:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

17.03.2025 21:53 — 👍 83196    🔁 15091    💬 1266    📌 676

EPA is terminating more than two dozen protections against air and water pollution. It would overturn limits on soot from smokestacks that have been linked to respiratory problems in humans and premature deaths as well as restrictions on emissions of mercury, a neurotoxin.

12.03.2025 23:15 — 👍 6389    🔁 2561    💬 391    📌 279
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We're on pea rations this week because the good cheap peas weren't available and I had to buy fewer (expensive) peas.

Even though they're just bloody peas and they're all the same.

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Why does Elon need our personal taxpayer information to run the government more efficiently? 🤔

19.02.2025 16:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

14.02.2025 07:07 — 👍 41363    🔁 10656    💬 1029    📌 905

I didn’t change my name when I got married for some very practical reasons but I never thought “so I can keep voting” would be among them

12.02.2025 23:11 — 👍 3193    🔁 667    💬 116    📌 26
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Good morning ☕ Another winter storm warning, bringing ice, yikes! Finished a new painting this morning as I sat here thinking about what to paint. I hadn't turned my heater on so it was pretty cold, thus, a kitty in a new puffer jacket 😹
Acrylics & Acrylic gouache on wood
#cat #art #artist #painting

12.02.2025 14:10 — 👍 266    🔁 17    💬 13    📌 1

I can't watch football because the 49ers sucked last season.

10.02.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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📹| Taylor Swift on the jumbtron tonight!

10.02.2025 00:03 — 👍 498    🔁 29    💬 18    📌 19
Tiny blue-green crystals (there's a green coloured arrow stuck on the specimen to point these out) with some leaf-green illite and blue azurite on a matrix. From Bambollita Mine, Moctezuma, Sonora, Mexico.

Specimen from the Natural History Museum, London's collections.

Tiny blue-green crystals (there's a green coloured arrow stuck on the specimen to point these out) with some leaf-green illite and blue azurite on a matrix. From Bambollita Mine, Moctezuma, Sonora, Mexico. Specimen from the Natural History Museum, London's collections.

1 of #365Minerals 🧪⚒️

Quetzalcoatlite:
- Named after Quetzalcoatl, an Aztec and Toltec god of the sea, due to its sea-blue colour
- Forms in the oxidised zone of tellurium-bearing hydrothermal deposits #minerals
- This below is a co-type specimen (one of the specimens used to define the species)

01.01.2025 09:43 — 👍 2857    🔁 412    💬 60    📌 50

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