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I stole your lunch, but I'm giving you a cookie back.

You can cry, curse, or quit. Or you can read this and remember why we fight standing up, not curled up.👇
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Yes.

It's Righteous Anger, and it's forceful and effective when coupled with focused action and determination. I've used it for years as a member of the LGBTQIA community.

Tim, you say that we'll see who's standing for them. You're not one of those people. And if you think reelection is a possibility, you're surely mistaken.

It's another one from Stephen Miller.

If their first new car burned leaded gas, they're disqualified.

Or if they got their first debit card past age 40.

Or if they habitually smoked while dining at Burger King.

Or if their school watched filmstrips in class.

Or if they still carry a flip pho - oh, wait, Schumer does that.

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I get it. Neither God nor the devil want to take him after he dies (sooner rather than later), but someone's gotta take the L so we can move on and maybe have nice things again.

Bovino's a tiny prick, isn't he.

Sadly, I think we will have the opportunity to go through this in a matter of weeks or months, and it will be more terrifying because Trump knows he has no viable opposition willing to stand up to him.

Fuck Angus King for literally saying that standing up to Trump won't work today, live on air.

Exhausting.

It's a matter of trust.

The Democratic Party has broken our trust.

Everyone knows that when trust is broken in any relationship, regaining it takes time and a lot of effort on the part of the trust-breaker. Sometimes, it's impossible.

I don't trust Democrats as a party anymore. Period.

We already knew that.

Get rid of Schumer for good, please. He's past his sell-by date, and he's stinking up the place.

When he namechecked The Moth, Reveal, and NPR contributors, I screamed.

The episode with the gang from IASIP was gold.

I fucking love this show

He's just a very overly-earnest guy who somehow manages to flip the woke lever to 11 in a very endearing way.

Fuck Kevin, man

It's always a Kevin, isn't it?

I thought I recognized that name.

Thank you.

Ugh. Why work two jobs? When will that give you time to travel abroad?

Can't you just ask your parents for more money?

Or maybe just stop being poor?

/s

He's been watching those high-interest car financing ads again, hasn't he?

And gave their lives defending us and our Constitution.

Give that lady a fresh box of wine!

They've been around forever, always bitching.

25 years ago, they were screaming against marriage equality because it meant selling out to heteronormative customs and behavior. You were surrendering to an obsolete social construct that supported chattel ownership. They were insufferable. Still are.

Meh, they're out there. I've run into a few of them myself lately.

They've always been on the fringes of every movement. The energy draws them like moths (or flies?) and they waste no time making it about themselves. They're narcissists masquerading as activists.

Truly unhappy people.

I and my peers got the ball rolling by letting people know we're not perverts. We're not threats. Many of us want to be... boring. We've earned that right.

Most revolutionaries are a dime a dozen. They're insufferable, and the only thing they hold sacred is their overinflated self-importance.

*lobbed, sorry

I met my guy at age 59, and five years later, we're married.

I share your frustration with the tankies of any type, but when it comes to our rights, I need to make it clear that I owe nothing to them. They owe EVERYTHING to me and my peers who protested and attended funerals.

I had friends die. I worked for a food bank for AIDS victims. I got fired, had beer bottles robbed at my head, and got run off the road.

I work for a non-profit alongside a literal rainbow of gay, lesbian, bi, non-gender conforming, and trans co-workers in a relatively safe environment.

I tend to stay away from the professional queer members of the community. They insist upon themselves before we've even met.

Narcissists are universal, but it's really troubling for those of us who just want to live and be happy. I'm old and I've been fighting for us since the 80s.

Lil' Jonathan is in his 40s, and his family still bails him out.

Codependency and enablement are definitely Republican family values.

Me, too.

I grew up in a house where arguing wasn't allowed. We simply smoldered and held grudges. We were supposed to just get along, no matter what.

I feel that's the way Democrats are, too. Just get along, even when one does something egregious.

I'm old and not doing that anymore.

Enough.