Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar

eating a cheddar so sharp i could shank a blue cheese hater

06.12.2025 20:28 — 👍 58 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 1

what

06.12.2025 20:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

CLOTHING MANUFACTURER: these denim pants are great what do you call them

LEVI STRAUSS: they are called Levi-

LEVI’S WIFE JEAN: *does throat cut motion*

LEVI STRAUSS: jeans. they are called jeans

05.12.2025 20:42 — 👍 173 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0

When someone has “taken” in their bio, they got abducted by aliens.

05.12.2025 21:15 — 👍 162 🔁 72 💬 3 📌 1

BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance

11.05.2023 17:06 — 👍 1593 🔁 317 💬 21 📌 9

Excellent question. Thanks for pointing that out.

05.12.2025 13:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Echt Gezellig Kerstfeest, by Korzel track by Korzel

It's Bandcamp Friday!

Here's my christmas single, quite possibly the only Dutch reggae tune with a Wittgenstein quote

05.12.2025 11:32 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I call my penis "Jimmy Hoffa" because no one else has seen it since 1975...

02.12.2025 19:58 — 👍 45 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0

Trying to play guitar with Tosca is impossible

30.11.2025 10:51 — 👍 102 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Confession: I've never freed any nipple

28.11.2025 23:21 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

awww what a cute baby. is it friendly?

25.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 98 🔁 21 💬 4 📌 0

You will always hold a special place in my delusions.

28.11.2025 22:09 — 👍 111 🔁 51 💬 3 📌 0

Are shitposts susceptible to enshittification?

28.11.2025 23:12 — 👍 25 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

In my culture you fart in agreement

28.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Reveal Records JOAN AS A POLICE WOMAN THE RIDE (REVEAL RECORDS 2006)

Joan made me cry last Wednesday when she played this song. It's perfect in so many ways.

28.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Farting with a French accent gives you a regal appearance

28.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

fartbased interaction

28.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

just get this through your head, tagging me as a crush is a total violation unless I’ve farted on your face

28.11.2025 18:05 — 👍 45 🔁 6 💬 11 📌 1

They are very sweet together. And now that they both feel better, there is a lot of playtime and cuddling.

28.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too! It has been stressful.

28.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cows are cool

28.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brown kitten Tosca in a white furry basket

Brown kitten Tosca with grey cat Argon in a white furry basket

The cats are finally feeling better again!

28.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 97 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0

[prince, working on lyrics]

she had a red hat on. looked like it was thrifted.

28.11.2025 21:55 — 👍 201 🔁 51 💬 7 📌 1

Every day I lay out my clothes for work before I shower, just so I can be sure there’s at least one outfit I definitely won’t be wearing that day.

27.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

This is my new name for AI

24.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

bot snot

24.11.2025 22:54 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

I bet you're amazing at wiping your butt

24.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 17 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

To me the hand heart gesture means balls

24.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

My phone: should I open this document in Word?
Also my phone: I don’t have Word.

21.11.2025 10:59 — 👍 40 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

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