Malcolm The Tenth

Renting is cheaper than buying a starter home in nearly every major US market — except for Pittsburgh.

(via Kevin Gordon)

#DatBaby 😂😂

“You can have nice things or you can have small children, but you can’t have both.” -My Mom

If we were doing hot & buttered I was ready to pay for the subscription!

The Angels just turned the fastest triple play of all time. Unreal.

Oh man!!

A red book with the words “The Road to Character” in white, and a black stick figure.

Someone left this in the little free library and I’m just going to throw it
in the street for cars to run over because who needs to hear about character from the guy who, at age 52, left his family for his 24 year old research assistant *on this very book*.

Yup. The same role Shelby Steele fills for conservative academics.

“I’m not racist! I think Shelby Steele is one of the smartest men I know!”

a woman in a blue scrub top is standing in front of a door with #schittscreek written on it ALT: a woman in a blue scrub top is standing in front of a door with #schittscreek written on it

Hot or cold lobster rolls?

“Say Drew…”

now he's got me watching Dark Knight 2: Electric Boogaloo.

he's constantly doing a "Bane voice" and I never get it 😞

This is mesmerizing…

This. Was. Excellent.

Maaaan it’s tough outchea tryna do the right thing, with haters tryna keep me down. But still I rise (with the help teachers like that!)

I have the ideas, I see around the corners, I just need the investors…

I will never understand how these media types do not comprehend these women having their own agency. I mean, some women are just shitty people. It happens. Stop pretending like they're not just as bad as their husbands.

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

IF Y’ALL WANNA KNOW WHAT CAUSED THIS?

Please know it was someone telling me I had to manually count something on an Excel sheet.

I just want the best for my progeny!! I’m invested in her education. Matta fack, at that school, there’d be *weekly* parent-teacher conferences…
😂😂😂

No one.

No one at all.

A midwestern old:

Can you imagine what an episode of The Boondocks on Aubrey’s crashout would look like?

Changing the kid’s school ASAP…

*Obama’s ancestors have been white in America since before the American Revolution—hell since before the French & Indian War. Since the early 1700s.

Trump’s ppl OTOH were poor German immigrants who showed up on America’s doorstep yesterday by comparison (a little before the turn of 20th Century).

This is what Trump wants to do at the White House on America’s 250th birthday. It reminds me of one of the truest statements I ever heard:

Trump hates Obama so virulently & viciously b/c Obama is culturally & ethnically* effortlessly a WASP, which Donnie from Queens is not, but wishes he was.

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No doors or elevator buttons—and you only talk to staff if you desire to do so (“The lady would like…”).

😂😂😂 excellent gif usage

She’s not wrong but I don’t understand why you would be going to old media for modern sensibilities. It’s just gonna make you look like your seeking out things to be offended about. Because you’re gonna piss off people who grew up with this and enjoyed it.

I am inordinately proud of that skeet 😂💅🏿

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I’m so glad. Them beefing felt so out of touch with reality. When I heard they weren’t cool I was like: say it isn’t so! Cuz I can’t go for that. But I’m glad it’s over.

Someone should ask them: how does it feel to be back?