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D. Blackfyre

@dpzzle.bsky.social

Head of Trusts & Estates Dept at Wolfram & Hart. 9 iron or 9mm, always ready to put a hole in one. Country Club Thug. 3 Time Trap Croquet Champion. (Y)Our Kind of People. Old school nerd. Forever Self-Deprecatory. 1904 1906 1933

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YOU SEE IT!

10.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we learn from Reps of both parties who saw the unredacted Epstein files today that Trump, Bondi, & Blanche are covering up the absolute worst things in the Epstein files to protect the wealthy, powerful and politically connected. DOJ is being run by criminal co-conspirators.

09.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6507    πŸ” 2371    πŸ’¬ 258    πŸ“Œ 98

Dawgβ€¦πŸ˜­

10.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
10.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A fave

10.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sports app sports app sports app

09.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

09.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 56028    πŸ” 18147    πŸ’¬ 1291    πŸ“Œ 966

I just wanna know when Ricky Martin tuned into Travis Kelce…

09.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They said If you screamed β€œRicky!” during the halftime show, your AARP welcome packet is in the mail. 🀣🀣
Some people said they screamed β€œMenudo!”, which means your wheelchair 🦽 is on the way! 😩

09.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 92

I don’t always like to be a β€œyou had to be there” sorta person, but MJ’s celebrity really makes no sense if you weren’t there to see it. Getting 135m people to sit in front of a television in 1993 is an ASTOUNDING accomplishment

09.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Bad Bunny was fantastic, but I'm just here to point out that Michael Jackson only got 2 million fewer viewers at a time when there were 3 BILLION FEWER PEOPLE on earth.

09.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 13

Your annual MLB vs NFL parity report

Champs last 10 seasons:
MLB: 7 teams
NFL 6 teams

Teams in "finals" last 10 seasons:
MLB 13
NFL 9

Reminder: The NFL is the "any team can win" league

09.02.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 709    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 37
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8652    πŸ” 1328    πŸ’¬ 373    πŸ“Œ 428

WOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! I was being kind for BHM but I see that no good deed goes unpunished. I will go for more accurate chromaticity next time!

09.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump was a well known NYC celebrity in the 80s and early 90s. All BM loved hanging out with him. Gnggas from that era still think he is the epitome of wealth. It’s why Nene was talking about β€œA TRUMP CHECK” and why all of NY told y’all not to vote for him.

09.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He is a with Trump in the club guy, from that Era, same reason as the rappers

09.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Button down, neck tie, blazer, khaki or cargo shorts, and a Yankee cap. Maaaan this was my uniform! πŸ«±πŸ½β€πŸ«²πŸΏ

Mighta even brought a cane to school once or twice 😭

09.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC

Keep him!

β€œInformation continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.β€œ

09.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1772    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 167    πŸ“Œ 310
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Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was the most-watched halftime performance of all time with over 135 million viewers.

09.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 608    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 44

We had months of Michelle and Barrack divorce rumors meanwhile that lady was using a body double to avoid that man

09.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I adopted most of the expectations made of me; they helped me form what I wanted to do & who I wanted to be.

And the success that flowed from meeting those expectations created the life that allows me to do other things I want to do. I’m eternally grateful to my adults for guiding me there.

09.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I eat red sauce after 9 pm:

07.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did not get the bit until the camera pulled back 😭

06.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 15
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Looks like Disney’s warning about fewer foreign tourists to the US was no joke.

@financialtimes.com $DIS
www.ft.com/content/8f6d...

06.02.2026 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1258    πŸ” 458    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 47
Grocery store sign of bagel that reads: pick your own. Part of the sign is obscured to look like it reads: fuck your own

Grocery store sign of bagel that reads: pick your own. Part of the sign is obscured to look like it reads: fuck your own

Relax, bread department

06.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4599    πŸ” 1025    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 56
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someone said she was dancing and her mama was having flashbacks. that lady was OUTSIDE in the 90s πŸ˜‚

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05.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very Caribbean coded 😭

05.02.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what leadership looks like.

05.02.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1075    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

Y’all see this Man of Alpha. Getchu one!

05.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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