@ananonymoose.bsky.social
I eat more gummy candy than a grown-up should.
I've never felt older than watching that 6 7 commercial on ESPN just now
04.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shohei Ohtani you son of a bitch (complimentary)
28.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching the world series on the Canadian feed and it's very striking how much they openly hate the USA currently
28.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wee oww
22.10.2025 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking George Springer
21.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Mauer with Power"
03.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the most 1pm-ass game ever why is it on right now
15.09.2025 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Eddie Vedder voice) Fuck youuu John Fettermannnn
14.09.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my mental health? I'm crying at the end of 2004's Spider-Man 2. How about you?
14.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truly hilarious that you quoted this part and refuse to answer the question it was in response to: "do you think Charlie Kirk's race baiting should be considered civil?"
13.09.2025 14:19 — 👍 85 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Queen loser shit lmao
11.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't like the idea of fighting two Moss Mothers at one time
10.09.2025 02:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bluesky is dying and there's only one way to save it: by putting on a community theater production of The Black Parade
01.09.2025 16:02 — 👍 902 🔁 96 💬 42 📌 11so there i was, slamming in the back of my dragula when all of a sudden i saw a woman fleeing domestic violence
01.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 585 🔁 91 💬 2 📌 1We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
29.08.2025 18:24 — 👍 16630 🔁 5250 💬 124 📌 124
Exotic birds brought the heat
youtu.be/yJYBx5NJULY?...
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
26.08.2025 01:30 — 👍 8631 🔁 1595 💬 60 📌 25Sure we have mountains of evidence that these devices and social media are extremely harmful to developing brains but have you considered it's slightly more convenient than calling using the school's landline 🤔🤔
25.08.2025 15:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A person writing a crazy tweet replies to a tweet about a Mariners win
People cannot handle a powerful Mariners team and will do anything to stop it.
02.08.2025 16:52 — 👍 1234 🔁 111 💬 67 📌 21If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
18.07.2025 23:15 — 👍 2952 🔁 472 💬 0 📌 0The owner is an absentee landlord whose father made billions being an absentee landlord
06.07.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no. Is Lou somehow still haunting the Isles?
01.07.2025 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This MF named Kon.
26.06.2025 00:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society
23.06.2025 19:28 — 👍 1598 🔁 135 💬 209 📌 55Pascal Siakam is so fucking great
23.06.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Their mozzarella sticks are the perfect not food food
20.06.2025 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am 110% sure that includes respecting ALL religious faiths. Yes. Absolutely sure.
17.06.2025 14:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 014 years is a pretty impressive streak, give yourself credit
16.06.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone asked me name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
