Tyrone

a man wearing an eagle mask and an american flag stands in a crowd ALT: a man wearing an eagle mask and an american flag stands in a crowd

My American hating ass whenever the USA Women are playing

Saw my first white guy in shorts of 2026. Nature is healing.

Many people are saying

Me: Ha! Chris Getz doesn’t even know that the player he traded for isn’t a switch hitter. What a silly/stupid organization.

Also me:

Iowa Bears? Lawmakers Push for Cross-State Move As the NFL franchise continues to entertain proposals for a new venue, Iowa politicians are making a push to entice the team to move west.

Put the Bears on the moon

Hope he brings out his brother

Nobody’s happier about that result than that guy who doesn’t have to cut his hair.

Rex Grossman!

None of these words are in the Bible.

Happy “start of baseball season”

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

Drake Maye be ass

Not a “my sport is better than you sport“ guy. But like, come on…

This really should’ve been Josh Allen vs Caleb Williams

Drake Maye be ass

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Is that the brother of starting White Sox center fielder Luisangel Acuña?

I’ll give Trump this, you can always tell when he wrote a post himself.

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

I mean, he’s no Lee Greenwood

A quarterback takes a knee in San Francisco before the Bad Bunny halftime show? MAGA won’t like that.

A game like this deserves the All American Halftime Show

People who say baseball is boring are watching this game.

Morgan Moses is trying to pump up the offense even though he’s been bad. You’d think Moses would be better at making a path.

ME: can you tell me who the quarterback for the patriots is

FRIEND: maye

ME: maye you tell me who the quarterback for the patriots is

That punt was the most exciting thing to happen tonight

Apu from The Simpsons holding a magazine that says “Gigantic Asses”

Loved that Levi’s commercial

We’re not mean enough to people who say they just watch the Super Bowl for the commercials.

This game would be more fun if the Bears were playing.

An Irish band saying “We're Greene Daeye”

Oh no! The NFL booked the wrong band