@shoneys.bsky.social
shoneys family restaurant is a great place for a family to eat at a restaurant that serves food types like burgers and shakes. p a r o d y
consume our food today
04.08.2025 05:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0back open passed health inspection!
come dine in
Gef the Mongoose, Piper (head on shirtless Jon Moxley), and Erika (head on Bobby Heenan) sitting at a table with a cheap plastic gold tablecloth with a sign that says NAME: WNFF. They're in the parking lot of a Shoney's, with a roll cart TV behind them with Jon Moxley on it making a "What the hell???" face. The episode's title "Shoney's Me The Money" is behind them in gold letter balloons.
Hey, WNFF is back! Gef, Piper, and Erika have gathered at an undisclosed Shoney's to discuss the latest episode of AEW Dynamite! Jimmy Hart is also mentioned repeatedly.
It's fuse lighting time! Yo, Piper, what that beeping noise?
(Link in next post) 🥃
good shit. this fucking rocks. hope you all are enjoying some food
02.08.2025 14:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah
02.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0p.s. we only have 20 followers we follow 21 people. please learn how the app works
30.07.2025 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0our place is full of delicious meals. maybe you're just hangry this morning. come on in and we will give you a delicious meal. Goober already paid for it for you and asked that we dont ban you from our restaurants because he is a good guy like that.
30.07.2025 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0hello its the national restaurant chain shoneys here and i just wanted to tell you ill never follow you back. we also wanted to let you know you're not welcome in our restaurants with that shitty attitude
30.07.2025 15:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0i declare bankruptcy
26.02.2025 16:36 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0fuck you Applebee's
26.02.2025 16:34 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0if you shit your pants at shoneys that is totally fine! try our new paper pants today! free for all guest in our restaurants as a fun little present to wear while you enjoy your meal!!! (shitting pants not required)
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shove a full cheeseburger up your asshole today at shoneys 12.99
05.12.2024 07:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0here at shoneys we fucking hate u please don't eat here
04.12.2024 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you're a piece of shit fuck you
22.11.2024 09:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0don't give a fuck let's dock
20.11.2024 04:37 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we welcome all to come smoke weed in our restaurants
20.11.2024 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0smoke some weef at shoneys and get chese brgrer
20.11.2024 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0come smoke weed at shoneys
20.11.2024 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0here at shoneys we give you a kiss after you pay for your check. we love you. have a burger today
20.11.2024 04:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0eat at shoneys today or don't we really don't give a fuck anymore
19.11.2024 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0FUCK DONALD TRUMP
14.11.2024 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1all time favorite series
14.11.2024 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BE SURE TO HAV BURGR FOR UR TUM TUM TUMMY
14.11.2024 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shoney got burgr
16.10.2024 04:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0che brgr
12.09.2024 02:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the feminine masculine desire to defecate
11.07.2024 15:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im not gay i just really love rainbows dude
11.07.2024 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0looking for 500 of my closest internet friends.
11.07.2024 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gonna be -455°F today in space. also predicting that it will be 3468°F at some point.
11.07.2024 04:45 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
