holy crunches
12.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1@miseryhighlight.bsky.social
like you, but me-er. The latest thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls The most “liked”: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
holy crunches
12.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1*sends nude
her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?
Cheese migraines are the worst.
13.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck yeah 🤘🏻
13.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not crying, my eyes are orgasming.
11.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 52 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0And by fucked up I mean calm and on your way to heart and brain health
13.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Verbal sparring and other simple pleasures.
08.07.2025 19:19 — 👍 62 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 0Wanna come get fucked up on Omega 3s and Magnesium?
13.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Personal growth is ruining the entertainment value of my posts.
13.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.
12.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 115 🔁 38 💬 3 📌 019 days until Halloween 🎃
12.10.2025 07:29 — 👍 59 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke
12.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 126 🔁 43 💬 3 📌 1I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person
12.10.2025 13:36 — 👍 147 🔁 58 💬 4 📌 0I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
11.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 20510 🔁 6174 💬 438 📌 348*aggressive model train content* I AM NEVER LEAVING
11.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hugs, except with stabbing
11.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 82 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 0I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz
11.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 51 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0Let's just say that I have lived my life in such a way that it would be impossible to notice if I began having a mid-life crisis.
11.10.2025 05:25 — 👍 191 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 1Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
11.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 14100 🔁 3371 💬 263 📌 227When is addiction to outrage being added to the dsm
10.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 299 🔁 63 💬 13 📌 5Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand
10.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 139 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 0You know how you leave your tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy, what do you get if it’s a kidney stone?
11.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 30 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0nice good time you were having, be a shame if too many sounds occurred at once
05.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 53 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 1I was never even interested in vibrators for women of a certain age, thanks, facebook.
10.10.2025 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We hate people in the abstract in a way you never would if you met face to face
08.10.2025 17:52 — 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0How do you tell algorithms that you are interested in something else now. That the hyperfocus is over.
10.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 67 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1wise mind in 3, 2, 1.....
*delete, delete, walks away
Everything is terrible
Everything is taint
Let's form a utopian society
Around all of us eating paint
not bsky not mastodon but a secret third thing (cake)
09.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 146 🔁 43 💬 5 📌 1that's me on the corner
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon