Misery Highlight

Holding on to everything so loosely I might float off to space

words are dumb anyway here’s wonderwall

put on some jnco's and let's dance in the rain

Contrary to popular belief, I don’t have dementia. I’m just severely anemic.

Dissociating! In The Shower

Boss: Time to discuss the bottom line.

Me: You mean the crack?

Boss: You're fired.

Wanna know something terrifying? The people you see on the internet are all around you in the outside world.

Can’t say I’ve ever been intent on making a situation harder for someone who is trying to heal, whether it’s trauma, addiction, mental health, physical health. Even if they did not offer me the same thought and compassion.

I think there may be some people who never learned how close you can safely follow another car, and they all drive F150s

My relationship with my cat is contextual. Sometimes I am his dad. Sometimes he is my boyfriend. Sometimes I'm Tommy Lee Jones and he's Harrison Ford and I don't care whether he killed his wife or not.

I’m a silly vessel for so much unyielding sorrow.

my biggest kink is feeling like she likes me

*continues joyless chewing*

That was the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a bit. Thank you.

Unfortunately I’ve been saying all my weirdest most genius thoughts out loud to my children and then completely forgetting them. I’ve got nothing left for you.

I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot

friend: so, you're still too depressed to work?

belly dancer: yeah, I just can't seem to shake it

I woke up at 2pm. Together we wasted the whole day.

[dr frankenstein weighing dongs in both hands to see which one feels heftier]

It takes a surprisingly long time to make a hairball large enough to do anything with.

Not to brag, but someone once liked me for an extended period of time.

She is a boss.

I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.

I am in between fixations at this time so I don’t need your services right now but maybe I’ll come back to this later. Thx

Infodump about your current hyperfixation in the replies, I'll read it and give a thoughtful and sincere response, and maybe a follow-up question.

Sure!

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

With the amount of hairs falling out of my head daily, it's amazing I haven't been implicated in any local crime scenes.

you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers

I love you