Bryce

Heretics! Unclean!!

a cartoon of a union army soldier drinking a water machine jug of rebel tears, against a painting of union army troops marching past a burning atlanta

happy confederate surrender day to all

So many hundreds of thousands of words of ink, so many countless hours wasted, explaining how this man was secretly savvy, and it turns out he’s just dumb as a rock, clueless about basic economics, and driven by a malicious paranoia that conniving foreigners are ripping us off

The degree to which people romanticize farming is inversely proportional to their degree of actual proximity to farming and farmers

This is basically a mathematical law

theonion.com/conservative...

How about a Logan's Run rule for politics. Anyone over 60 goes to Carousel for renewal. Put a new spin on running for office.

It’s been one of those weeks. Which would you choose? Response on TINYVIEW!. social.tinyview.com/D7YMs88tiSb

Wasserman calls the Wisconsin race for Crawford

trump take boob

April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation saying that she didn't think Match 31st existed

Happy meetings day!

Well the good news is, I retain immunity to rubella. But neither measles nor mumps. So I need to schedule a booster shot with my pharmacy ASAP.

All this to say: if you are at all concerned that you might have lost immunity, please get it checked.

So I got my annual physical and blood work done last week and, despite my doctor saying I probably didn't need it, asked the lab people to make sure I still had immunity to measles, mumps and rubella. Because the antivax idiots are bringing it back.

The song Steven Tyler wrote for a sex scene between his daughter, Ben Affleck and a box of animal crackers? Yeah, pass.

I will mortgage my house to support the first politician who promised to rain hellfire on white collar crime the way we do on weed dealers and undocumented workers.

Alright.

It's Saturday night. 💔 🥤 🎸 👾

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A little late and possibly the wrong movie. Don't worry, though, it's still very bad

Do you mean syncing?

This is real, and it's awful, and if ever you weren't sure that AI brainrot slop is both metaphorically and now literally a tool of the fascists -- welp. There it is. So! Don't use gen-AI. Not for anything. Not even as a joke.

Headline reading "Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed By Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like To Be Destroyed By Goths" accompanying a picture of a guy looking into the middle distance and pictures of 3 goth girls

See also

this is the correct interpretation of THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS even if Frank Miller himself doesn't know it

AI is like if Ford was trying to sell flying cars. Think of the time you'd save flying to work! yeah they keep crashing and exploding but they're THE FUTURE! oh wait that's just tesla lol

It took two weeks for him to be reported.

Communication Failure

Via TextsFromSuperheroes.com

Airports are always liminal. They are places you have to be that are between places you want to be.

That said, yeah this is a creepy photo.

I would allow transgender for everybody

Weird that he can’t recognize that only a villain would say “cure cancer or whatever.”

this is just a play fixture from a mall circa 1994

I've never even thought of such a thing. Are you sure they aren't renting you a carpeted tool shed?

It always amuses me when I think that this type of state sponsored propaganda designed to defeat communism tried to do so through teaching the virtues of collectivism

Wait, what? There's a deadbolt that can be locked from the outside but not unlocked from the inside? How is that a thing?