Won’t be eligible to be president until 2060!

Society won’t progress until every generation from boomers to Gen Alpha stops obsessing over memes and lulz. We need intellectualism back so badly. Maybe Gen Beta will be so pissed off at what older gens did to the world they’ll bring it back but they won’t be able to vote until 2043.

If you’re not canceling Hulu, ESPN and Disney Plus after yesterday honestly fuck you

again we’re seeing how the glide path toward authoritarian overreach here is disrupted by regular people than by big institutions or the powerful people who run them

I feel like in the 1980’s/90’s this would be a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel, and the operation would be carried out as an off-book, illegal black op, with various characters trying to cover it up lest they face congressional hearings. Now the President just announces it.

The talent in the WWE Women’s Division is absolutely insane it’s like 2002 for the men around here.

I fucking love Drew McIntyre

kennedy is going to kill a lot of people

Deciding to play and beat Mario & Luigi: Brothership is the dumbest thing I’ve done all year. Deciding to 100% it is the dumbest thing I’ve done in my life.

How soon until Democratic think tanks start suggesting Kevin Nash should run for Senate from Michigan? A 6’10 Army vet and multi time WWE/WCW world champ

Call me delusional but there’s still a way to prevent the Medicaid cuts. Just have a blue wave midterm and Democrats can restore the funding from 2027 on. Give Trump something he can sell as a big win somewhere else (get creative) and he’s not gonna veto Medicaid funding. I think. Maybe.

So the scoop is he did something factually accurate and defensible? On an application to a college he didn’t go to? 15 years ago? And you relied on hacked and stolen information from a racist eugenicist for this “scoop”?

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Donald Trump is only causing chaos because of the brain dead electorate that chose to elect him not once but twice. They’re forever the biggest problem. Garbage in, garbage out.

Alien 3 sucks like people say but Alien Resurrection is one of the most underrated films in cinema history.

Jacob Fatu could just catch the bombs and launch them back at Tehran anyway.

Saudi/Iranian relations are as friendly as they’ve been in a while, why would Iran kill thousands of Saudi civilians and bring them into war against them too just to kill John Cena?

I don’t get the logic that WWE will have to cancel their Saudi shows next weekend. They won’t be performing on some military base, they’ll be performing in a sold out 26,000 person arena in Riyadh.

Does no one else see the flaw in the logic of “we must bomb Iran before they can bomb us!” and “no need to worry about Iran bombing us in retaliation, they can’t reach the US anyway”. Well which is it?

It’s sad. At least the playbook was new in 2003. Now they’re rerunning the exact same one and it doesn’t matter, they’re still falling for it.

I’m getting so old. On another site, I’m arguing with a bunch of Gen Z doofuses using all the same arguments used on 2003. “Saddam has nukes! The Iraqis want us to bomb because they hate Saddam so much! They’ll rise up!”

The US lost or kinda lost a war to Iraq when they were the 40th largest country in the world and the 50th strongest military. Iran is ranked 17th in population and 14th strongest militarily. We would lose a conventional boots on the ground war with them BADLY.

Tojo in 1941: “We’re not at war with the United States! We’re merely at war with Pearl Harbor!”

I like how the people in charge of protecting the US mainland from Iranian sleeper cells are the dog murderer and the 22 year old gardener.

Lol I’m watching the Snow White remake on Disney Plus right now. The internet said this was an abomination against God but…it’s pretty good actually?

Gas is gonna go up so high now. ESPECIALLY if Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz. Americans aren’t prepared for $5/gal gas.

I would honestly support strikes if we were somehow 1000% sure Iran was about to get its hands on a nuke. They haven’t given a shit about that at all.

The US and Israel haven’t even bothered to give intelligence about WMDs lip service like the Bush administration did in 2003.

We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Trump announces on social media that the US has bombed Iran

Just waiting for them to allow tobacco advertising again. And to remove the Surgeon General’s warning.