Tim Newman

oh?? it's a crime now?? to be a bad cook??? a forgetful bad cook??? a forgetful bad cook who wanted to destroy the evidence of being a bad cook????

cool thats great news

Ben Mendehlson must have based his depiction of Krennic on the guy who hosts aquaerobics at victoria park pool. he’s absolutely chewing the scenery out here, rizzing up and then tearing down the ladies while they do their leg extensions, all while S Club 7 is playing. Iconic.

terrified me til i saw the second g

Hear me out:

Robocop: The Musical

line height and kerning matter,.

This rocks and importantly: it's not an even fight. Elon is going to get thrown around like an unsecured child in a rollover accident. He's going to end up more shoved into a locker than anybody in human history

Nobel Prize Laureate Kip Thorne speaking yesterday at the Albert Einstein Institute in Postdam, Germany:
"Donald Trump is destroying America's capacity for [leading science]. We are counting on Europe to take over here and elsewhere." ⚛️ 🧪

i love winter because i get to dress like a rich persons toddler

lattice surgery paper outclassed by 60s artist

Bored of Going on your phone? Try Going on your phone Again

A four panel meme, featuring John Connor talking to The Terminator, from Terminator 2 John: Wait a second, you’re saying you’re from the future? Terminator: Great question! Thanks so much for asking. Let’s think about the answer…hmm! The current year is 1983. Working backwards logically, I’m from the year 1965, which is 300 years in the future. Anything else you’d like to know? John - stares blankly Terminator: I’m sorry, I can see that was not the right answer. I actually came from the year 829392 AD, which is 10 years in the past from this year, which is 3

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

Meanwhile, 1000 IP addresses from OpenAI just tried to slurp content from my site without permission. Their model *is* theft. Period.

yummy confirmed?

the two saddest things about andor season 2’s ending:
1. no more Andor
2. the thought of all the missed opportunities, and that so much star wars could have been this good.

took tfz3-5z5q
thank you! for this and everything

i love how it turns out that the ships in star wars are basically all fueled by GHB

@funkentechno.bsky.social thanks for the reminder
FP-Oner - Smiles
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got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.

it's really funny to imagine going back to January when people were tipping a Peter Dutton to be PM and telling someone "actually he's going to lose so badly that it splits up a stable, governing political partnership that's existed for the better of a century"

dad, why did you call my sister rose
because your mother loves roses, now stop asking questions David Littleproud Publicly Embracing Pushing His Party Into Obscurity

NOALITION NOALITION NOALITION

YouTube video by DB Film Scenes GoldenEye Opening Scene

'half of everything is luck, James'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLF3...

Realm of Possibility and Law of Correspondence are always on high rotation when i’m djing

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

my gossipy ass could not have been a juror in the mushroom trial

YouTube video by _-_-_ Galaxy 2 Galaxy - Hi-Tech Jazz (Live)

It's probably not this but i recommend this. a new type of jazz www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLL5...

YouTube video by Do Funkk Ricardo Villalobos - The Contempt (Trip Through Tools Mix)

put the kettle on, we'll be here for a while

youtu.be/uXcD32ap3ak?...

how do you explain to the person on the bus looking at you inquisitively and sympathetically that you’re fine, you’re just listening to Kate Bush