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she's one of those politicians where i truly believe if her aides handed her a speech announcing she was going to ban spoons or add an extra day to the week or something she'd just read it without question

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A happy birthday text to Sam Reich from Andrew Bridgman that reads: "HAPPY GIRTHDAY TO THE C-E-HO OF DROPOUT SAM "ZADDY" REICH. 41 YEARS & 9 MONTHS AGO YOUR PARENTS MADE SOME NOISE AND CHANGED THE GAME BY MAKING THE MAN WHO PUTS THE HO IN HOST. TIME TO RENEW YOUR ANNUAL SUB TO LIFE. DON'T WORRY YOU GET GRANDADDIED IN PRICING. CELEBRATE BY GETTING THAT CAKE ATE AND STRATEGICALLY DISRUPTING THE SUBSCRIPTION STREAMING INDUSTRY. AS THEY SAY THE ONLY WAY TO BEGIN IS BY BEGINNING AND THE ONLY WAY TO FINISH IS BY FINISHING. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO HAVE A GREAT BDAY!

andrew bridgman = the undisputed champion of birthday texts

How Netanyahu Prolonged the War in Gaza to Stay in Power

I really think this article is sensational and hard hitting. It’s very long, but worth reading. (It’s a gifted link I hope you enjoy)

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/m...

YouTube video by Jesse Hubbard The Barenaked Ladies on Community

This is how I remembered the BNL exist. 😂

Also I'd like to add The White Stripes into the conversation, but you may have had to have been a band kid for that to apply.

youtu.be/AfdTnpV03p8

“Wow. Well I’m sure there’s some normal explanation 🤠” me every single day. Not knowing if there’s a normal explanation for anything

Now I really want to see Rob struggling through an explanation of "serving cunt".

Linguists researching new ways to serve cunt on YouTube shorts.

I hope the algorithm doesn't slay💅 you for it.

What's uty?

Neelix is an pretty awful boyfriend and a bit of a creep towards Kes, but whenever he's focused on other things, he can be really sweet.
I do wish he'd not call Tuvok "Mr. Vulcan" though.
Tuvok's the only Vulcan he knows, so it can't have been easier than just learning his name. 😬

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

if i die in a nuclear blast in dc you cant do that "a man died, dont be political" shit. you gotta be as political as possible with it. use it to justify whatever you want. tell them i died because of trump. or because steven universe didnt center aroace voices. or bc ur boss sucks. really milk it!

Ele Woods showing Sam her bottlecap. Meme text is overlaid on top of it. Ele is "my wife" and the bottlecap is "a meme ive already seen cuz I'm addicted to my phone".

Another character who Bleeds trans egg vibes for Pride. Like I cant unsee it

Don't feel bad for her though. She plays Traptrix

#art #myart #transgender #transgirl #originalart #transisbeautiful #doodle #illustration #yugioh #weevil

What's this meme format called? I enjoy it.

Chopin's nocturne ist aber auch fantastisch. :D

Is it possible and is it advisable that I email or message your publisher about wanting an audiobook for your book? 👀

Are there plans for an audiobook or does it not make sense for the format? 👀
(Either financially or for the reading experience)

Dratzen. Apparently it's spelt tratzen, but my parents always spoke it as dratzen. It's Bavarian for pestering someone and in my familial context, it was pestering someone in a friendly manner. Just being a lovable bother with an emphasis on the bother.

erm… i think ur toadally awesome ❤️🐸😘

Jeff Arcuri saying "I can't believe Josh said 'lay pipe' and 'acquiesce' in the same sentence". And Josh responding, "You never read the dictionary horny?"

the man contains multitudes

aren't possible the same way, but I worry it comes off as dismissive.

What do you think?

Is your disagreement with the "find joy regardless" thing that it doesn't adequately acknowledge that your abilities are fundamentally changed, including your ability to find joy?

I understood that sentiment as one that encouraged me to cherish small nice things even if the joys I took for granted

Exciting!
Set myself a reminder for 15:55 CEST 👀

I would go to school if this was the teacher (wikipedia), thisi was the uniform (whale tail screenshot from wikipedia), This was the bus (popemobile), this was the book (list of fictional worms)

Just watched Alien³ and I'm just baffled

The cons:
- most of the cast looked the same
- the direction was a mess
- the cgi aged like milk
- the plot meanders with very little payoff

The pros:
- Sigourney Weaver
- Charles Dance
- that one scene where the Alien's almost kissing Ripley. Good meme.

NOVELS? :o

The guy in front of me at the Babymetal concert had a lock screen of Tifa Lockhart giving bedroom eyes

The rest of the concert was nice too

Damn :(