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mathew @mathew@universeodon.com The orphan-crushing machine is just a tool. You can also use it to mulch puppies and purée kittens. Why are you angry? You can use it for harmless tasks like making mashed potatoes. You eat mashed potatoes don't you? Yes, admittedly it leaks machine oil into the potatoes, but they're working on that. It leaks so much less oil than it did when you tried it three months ago. In a year from now it's going to be a Michelin-starred chef. Well, that’s typical, gatekeeping by telling people they should have to learn to cook. You don’t think people who can’t cook deserve good food? So what if the machine is powered by slave labor? That's innovation. You're just scared you're going to be one of them. Besides, it's inevitable. Nobody is going to crush orphans by hand any more. You're going to get left behind. Oh, well there you go with your ridiculous purity culture again.

Thing is we don’t have any fucking public restrooms and refuse to offer people healthcare for any mental issues outside of jails or prison, so yeah you have every right to be upset about something like this happening, but you have to understand *why* it happens.

Can we normalize pondering your orb?

The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.

From the aricle:
'It stops educators from pursuing “critical consciousness” by instructing students to identify oppressors'
MOTHERFUCKER HOW DO YOU PLAN TO TEACH YOUR OWN FUCKING REVOLUTION!?

Make the AI bros explain, in every interview, every medium, every time, how many deaths is their ability to not write their own emails worth.

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

If there really where aliens that they really did wanna talk with us, they wouldn't have to go through the government. They could just land in the middle of Anytown, Rhode Island or whatever and start knocking on doors.

A screen grab from the Scishow youtube channel. The words "You exist" imposed over images that look like they were taken from a space telescope. In bottom corner of the image is the scishow logo, the title of the video is "The Top 5 Problems of the Standard Model."

@scishow.bsky.social I make no apologies and shall continue to vex human science.

So I'm an abolitionist & think we should work for a world without jails. When we point out elite impunity, the question is why ARE there jails if you don't have to go to them if you're rich & powerful, & they're just filled with people without resources.

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YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IN TORONTO MITCH!?!?!

Responsible AI means letting Stanley Tucci finally install his hydraulic schlong

Jim Watson would take symbolic rides of Ottawa's godawful transit system, but he never seemed to use it when he had somewhere important to be.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Yeah, actually.

Morally AND strategically.

Dems have an opportunity right now to make very clear that they are a party of equity, progress, and inclusion.

This ceding-on-DEI coward shit is what got us in this mess in the first place.

Yes. Are we not supposed to be?

THIS MAN CREATED ICE

Screenshot from user aria winningson that reads oh? Gavin newsom is going to destroy Trump? I didn't realize that Donald Trump was the last worldly possession of a homeless person.

The internet has spoken.

Well, one way would be to recognize that Newsom is a non-starter and stop getting mad at people for saying so.

It is kind of unfair humans aren't filter feeders. I think I'd be so good at that.

Sorry, aren't prebiotics just like, fibre? Did they put fibre in the Pepsi? Is that what's wrong with the German team?

The Holy Roman Empire required two separate court systems to deal with amount of people, including the emperor, treating the laws as "flexible and open to debate."

I think its cheating to use fully fleshed humans in the Skeleton event; way to easy to keep the bones on the sled with all the muscles and connective tissues attached.

Team Canada is struggling to come to grips with the fact that no one told any of the other teams in the tournaments that the gold medal is our god given right. They really expect France to just let them score 20 goals with out even trying.

👏🏽They 👏🏽want 👏🏽to 👏🏽keep 👏🏽women 👏🏽from 👏🏽voting…

Because we are less inclined to appreciate the fine arts of child rape and Gestapo violence.

Please wake up.
Please call your Senators.
202-224-3121

#VoteNOonTheSaveAct

Canada's Women's hockey team is playing Germany today, so they're not making a lot of turn overs, they are making many strudels.

The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, vote for my party.

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky