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This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life

28.08.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4237    πŸ” 1177    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 199

lastfm works for this

31.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

narrator: they did

based on mahmoud khalil’s status and case, the team at emily has modified the graphic to reflect estimated peril in cases of wrongthink while brown.

10.04.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

whether or not you see any social benefit of β€œwomanhood” is largely a matter of a cluster of genetic choices you don’t have any control over and your willingness to basically take a second unpaid job in β€œperforming being a woman”

27.03.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
FROG UNLOCKED [FULL SHOW]
YouTube video by pierce FROG UNLOCKED [FULL SHOW]

This is my hourlong performance β€œFrog Unlocked” in which I dissect a frog among other things

01.03.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

I think that at this point, for those willing to take the risk, there is value in getting yourself arrested for the stupidest things possible. The Orange Alternative in Poland got arrested for handing out period products on the street, and that worked *amazingly* to make the PZPR look very stupid.

15.03.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Manipulated Polaroid portrait of William S. Burroughs by Ralph Steadman. Process here is 100% analog. Right after you snap the image, you quickly apply pressure to the plastic surface of the film envelope with various tools in an effort to smear the chemical emulsion around inside before it sets.

15.03.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

WASN'T THAT A GREAT MOVIE, NANCY

WONDERFUL --
I NEVER HAD SUCH A GOOD TIMEβ€”
IT WAS GRAND

(NANCY READS THE MOVIE REVIEW)
NEWSPAPER-
MOVIE REVUE

WAHHH
BAW-W-W

YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WE ENJOYED SO MUCH ?- - -
I JUST FOUND OUT IT'S TERRIBLE

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER WASN'T THAT A GREAT MOVIE, NANCY WONDERFUL -- I NEVER HAD SUCH A GOOD TIMEβ€” IT WAS GRAND (NANCY READS THE MOVIE REVIEW) NEWSPAPER- MOVIE REVUE WAHHH BAW-W-W YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WE ENJOYED SO MUCH ?- - - I JUST FOUND OUT IT'S TERRIBLE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 28,1947

28.02.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3258    πŸ” 502    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 66

saw a dog alone going down geary in a waymo car, that is the most fucked up thing i have seen in a minute. big great pyrenees dog, alone in the back seat of a driverless car zipping down the road

09.03.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4079    πŸ” 453    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 71
(Quora screenshot)
Lisa Dawson
Finance Writer at The Penny Hoarder.
What's some brutally honest advice that everyone should know?
Here's the thing: I wish I had known these money secrets sooner. They've helped so many people save hundreds, secure their family's future, and grow their bank accounts-myself included.
And honestly? Putting them to use was way easier than I expected. I bet you can knock out at least three or four of these right nowβ€”yes, even from your phone.
Don't wait like I did. Go ahead and start using these money secrets today!
1. Cancel Your Car Insurance

(Quora screenshot) Lisa Dawson Finance Writer at The Penny Hoarder. What's some brutally honest advice that everyone should know? Here's the thing: I wish I had known these money secrets sooner. They've helped so many people save hundreds, secure their family's future, and grow their bank accounts-myself included. And honestly? Putting them to use was way easier than I expected. I bet you can knock out at least three or four of these right nowβ€”yes, even from your phone. Don't wait like I did. Go ahead and start using these money secrets today! 1. Cancel Your Car Insurance

11.03.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
the practiced isolate (grettings,) @Respectful_0 (this was normal_now β€˜s new account)
r/adulting So all my dishes are dirty...What $!&# do i do now? The Dish washing Megathread v2.0

the practiced isolate (grettings,) @Respectful_0 (this was normal_now β€˜s new account) r/adulting So all my dishes are dirty...What $!&# do i do now? The Dish washing Megathread v2.0

09.03.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

use of starvation of a civilian population as a weapon of war is a completely unambiguous war crime

02.03.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3848    πŸ” 1443    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 14
A chart that says DOMESTICATION at the top, underneath are drawings of a wolf and a pug, a 1902 original teddy bear and a sparkly gas station teddy bear, a small wild grain and a large ear of corn, an 80's anime woman and an anime moe chibi cat girl, a wild boar and a happy farm hog

A chart that says DOMESTICATION at the top, underneath are drawings of a wolf and a pug, a 1902 original teddy bear and a sparkly gas station teddy bear, a small wild grain and a large ear of corn, an 80's anime woman and an anime moe chibi cat girl, a wild boar and a happy farm hog

hey good morning *genetically modifies you to better suit my wants and needs*

25.12.2024 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1537    πŸ” 406    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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Someone Has To Save The Film And TV That Studios Won’t | Defector HBO had a series of legendary stand-up specials in the 1990s, and one of the best of those came from a performer who was not a comedian. Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants was incredibly funny, but Jay…

Dan McQuade and David Roth talk to Chris Person about the work of digitizing film and TV that's otherwise on the verge of disappearing.

18.02.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: β€œit is what it is but a cold beer always helps”

Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: β€œit is what it is but a cold beer always helps”

β€œYou finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?”
-β€œSure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked”
β€œWhat”

30.01.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3728    πŸ” 682    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 34
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The Smithsonian's queer erasure of an AIDS artwork should alarm us all By omitting the tragic story behind Felix GonzΓ‘lez-Torres "Untitled" (Portrait of Ross in L.A.), the National Gallery of Art is setting a perilous precedent, warns art scholar Ignacio Darnaude.
27.01.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 610    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 49
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Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.

26.01.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8108    πŸ” 841    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 78
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RIP, king

www.vulture.com/article/davi...

17.01.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10052    πŸ” 1969    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 41

uhhhhhh okay so can i call the democrats a bad word now

08.01.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1
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Dreams on a Pillow, the Palestinian video game about the 1948 Nakba, surpassed its funding goal It’s follow-up to the award-winning Liyla and the Shadows of War

Again, my utmost respect for @polygon.com for reporting on Dreams on a Pillow when so many sites and influencers that claim to stand for inclusivity and diversity and equality have ducked speaking about the genocide, about Palestine, and about Palestinian stories.

www.polygon.com/gaming/50447...

07.01.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2567    πŸ” 1003    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

LETS GO

24.12.2024 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 637    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Hello, Jon. 

This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. 

Thank you for everything, Jon.

Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.

oh wow

04.12.2024 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 20158    πŸ” 2055    πŸ’¬ 301    πŸ“Œ 67
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a queen. an original. accept no substitutes. no one in the world is doing it like her

09.06.2024 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 31
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I think, in time, A Cure for Wellness will be as highly regarded as its spiritual forebearer Nothing But Trouble. People say these films are bad because box office, but they fucking slap as extremely rare instances of what beautiful high weirdness looks like when its backed by a big studio budget

26.05.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

There is somehow an even deeper indignity in being a teenager who gets in fights with students at a school you don’t attend than being an old geezer who does same

24.05.2024 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New World Sailing Guidelines Ban Most Trans Women β€” Assigned New participation guidelines published by World Sailing mirror de facto bans on trans women participating in competitive sailing, a move sure to harm cisgender competitors and the sport as a whole.

On Assigned today, Alyssa Steinsiek has a story about a ban on women in specific events for a sport that is more typically mixed gender and has no particular gender advantages or disadvantages.

Way to go, sailing. Ride that anti-trans bandwagon!

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

22.05.2024 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

every time i go to karaoke i tell myself ok. you are not a good singer. no need to be a hero. and then one and a half beers in im like β€œi am gonna do Video Games by Lana Del Rey so good i end war”

10.02.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1269    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 13

the "let people enjoy things" leaving my body when a song i like gets used in something annoying or for children

23.05.2024 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have us living in places called Apartment rather than Togetherment, open your eyes

12.05.2024 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2269    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7

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