E.D.D.I.E.z

kitbashing pots and pans for greeble and the sordid detail

if i had a guilty conscience and subconsciously wanted to be caught i would create a big mess that will take centuries for somebody else to cleanup and make every accusation a confession

YouTube video by 7even3hreeTv Mac 'n' Cheese (Animation)

mac n cheese and whatnot tonight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=auR8...

i forgot the code in a logjam on the information superhighway and my random ass memory is bunged-up

give a man a prime ministry and he'll swear he’s the president of the galaxy

..and ron and ron

spicy pizza pattern in a couple of ice cube trays

knolling spicy pizza pattern for ron

the iphone of heaters would not only burn a hole in your pocket but it will have crappy bluetooth and require a second adapter to charge it

full of ham and cheese egg muffin and pork pies me

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded.

It was quite the shindig.

you ask me to help you in a crisis situation when you have witnessed me panic, on repeated occasions, because I could not find my peppermint chapstick?

hold me in your hand and put me close to your lips like all the TikTok people do with their fuzzy mics

(I am fuzzy and need love, too!)

aspiring to be a vapid whore, at present only vapid

clenching my jaw as a hobby

I’d rather give them a taste of my medicine instead of a taste of their own medicine as it’s obviously not working.

slow cooked these thoughts into a panic attack

No yeah you’re right. Pushing a button to see the credits doesn’t seem like much of a game but it was free on the appstore.

Don’t worry the suffering snowballs really quick and you’ll start to get turned on as you go into shock.

Hey guys let’s just pretend he’s dead again that was funsies

I don’t know anthropology but I do know and throw shit brick to the head crazy with no apology.

My favorite part about filling out patient information forms is how obvious it is that absolutely no one reads them.

At least my slutty 4-star general Halloween costume will really pop this year

What's a king to a god?

Isn't it magical, the way dirty plates reappear in the sink

I was in full fucking extrovert mode last night, the 'sorry for being fucking hilarious and obnoxious' texts have been fucking delivered

i mean, he's no horatius cocles granted, but it's been a while since my bridgehead was eyed hungrily by even a small band of etruscans 🤷‍♀️

tried reverse psychology once, wasn't convinced

any teleport in a blamestorm

even in a universe with equal distance of separation you’d still get some green bug-eyed loon complain about planetary migration

writing a crime drama about a negligent police force, calling it [puts shades on]..minimal minds