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@chattemassel.bsky.social

Scotland, Scottish football, living abroad and missing everyone, only the good guys please, you know who you are

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Post image 11.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hard to argue with this. So I won't try!

06.02.2026 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 22.01.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Disappointing stuff from the Regional Team Leader of โ€˜british Labour in Scotlandโ€™ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

22.01.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Another proud day for America.

21.01.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28288    ๐Ÿ” 7375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2758    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1014

"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."
"Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein?"

21.01.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, Trump can kiss goodbye to the Lewis and Harris Football Association World Peace Prize!

03.01.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 28.12.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1182    ๐Ÿ” 405    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Westminster voting intention:
Scotland ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
SNP 34%
Ref 22%
Grn 13%
Con 13%
LD 9%
Lab 7%
oth 2%

Scottish parties 47%
English parties 51%

Wales ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
Ref 31%
PC 27%
Con 15%
Lab 13%
LD 9%
Grn 3%
oth 3%

Welsh party: 27%
English parties: 71%

(Find Out Now; 24 December; usual caveats apply to sub-samples)

29.12.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Post image 22.12.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‡

14.12.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 12.12.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4054    ๐Ÿ” 1586    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

Looking forward to seeing the favourable Scottish CofE attainment levels being announced in all the โ€œScottishโ€ media outlets, both print and broadcasting, with front page headlines and an interview with Jenny Gilruth. Is it on the BBC Scotland webpage? No? Why ever not?

09.12.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 04.12.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#YouYesNow #IndyClan?
It's TIME for #ScottishIndependence ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

03.12.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How can Glasgow need a mayor to tackle a supposed productivity gap when its productivity is steadily growing and outstripping all but one English city, all already with mayors? Professor John Robertson OBA The Herald yesterday continued its Scottish Labour campaign with a report from a non-transparent think tank, Centre for Cities, to suggest it needs a mayor to tackle itโ€ฆ

How can Glasgow need a mayor to tackle a supposed productivity gap when its productivity is steadily growing and outstripping all but one English city, all already with mayors? talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/12/03/h...

04.12.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1239    ๐Ÿ” 217    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Coincidence corner: Nigel Farage and crypto.

From the new Private Eye, out now.

28.11.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 513    ๐Ÿ” 202    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Photograph on the front page of The National newspaper of Scotlandโ€™s First Minister, John Swinney, with his arms raised.
Caption in capitals reads: UK Government to follow Scotland in removing two-child benefit cap.

Photograph on the front page of The National newspaper of Scotlandโ€™s First Minister, John Swinney, with his arms raised. Caption in capitals reads: UK Government to follow Scotland in removing two-child benefit cap.

English government bringing up the rear for the rest of the UK.

26.11.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 473    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

26.11.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The โ€œNumber Crunchingโ€ pieces in Private Eye are always so fascinating. In case anyone hadnโ€™t realised it the climate crisis is all about money not people whose very existence is potentially at risk!

26.11.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're continuing to make real progress in our NHS.

Waits for treatment have fallen for the fifth month in a row. More to do, but our plan is working.๐Ÿ‘‡

25.11.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Iโ€™ll leave this here, Premโ€ฆ

19.11.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the lib dems in Shetland get ยฃ850k funding for climate projects, but couldnt think of any so propped up their routine budgets instead!
I'm thinking blue tents, camper vans first minister arrests over ยฃ600k.
But its ok for lib dems!
Source:
talkingupscotlandtwo.wordpress.com?action=user_...

24.11.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
President Putin is said to have been
personally "impressed" by the ability of
Nathan Gill, the disgraced former Reform UK
politician, to persuade a string of British
MEPs to appear on a pro-Kremlin television
channel.


This praise was alluded to in WhatsApp
exchanges between Gill and Oleg Voloshyn
an alleged Russian agent, who paid the
former leader of Reform in Wales up to
ยฃ40,000 in bribes


Gill was jailed for more than ten years on
Friday after admitting that he accepted the
money to promote the Kremlin's agenda in
the European parliament

President Putin is said to have been personally "impressed" by the ability of Nathan Gill, the disgraced former Reform UK politician, to persuade a string of British MEPs to appear on a pro-Kremlin television channel. This praise was alluded to in WhatsApp exchanges between Gill and Oleg Voloshyn an alleged Russian agent, who paid the former leader of Reform in Wales up to ยฃ40,000 in bribes Gill was jailed for more than ten years on Friday after admitting that he accepted the money to promote the Kremlin's agenda in the European parliament

It's not going away

24.11.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1025    ๐Ÿ” 507    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Rachael Johnson: "Boris did his best".

Only because his best has always been fucking awful.

Let's consider Boris Johnson, a moral man and a great politician: I'd love to talk about all three of them, but I only have space for Boris.

22.11.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 379    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

They donโ€™t want us to see.. so letโ€™s share the hell out of it ..

#ReformIsSoviet

22.11.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what colour the sky is on planet Mark?

20.11.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Too little, too lateโ€™: damning report condemns UKโ€™s Covid response Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of โ€˜toxic and chaoticโ€™ culture inside Boris Johnsonโ€™s No 10 * UK politics live โ€“latest updates The UKโ€™s response to Covid was โ€œtoo little, too lateโ€, a damning official report on the handling of the pandemic has concluded, saying the introduction of a lockdown even a week earlier than happened could have saved more than 20,000 lives. The document also has stinging criticism of a โ€œtoxic and chaoticโ€ culture inside Boris Johnsonโ€™s Downing Street โ€“ which it said the then prime minister actively embraced โ€“ in which the loudest voices held sway and women were sidelined. Continue reading...

โ€˜Too little, too lateโ€™: damning report condemns UKโ€™s Covid response

20.11.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 190    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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The Covid Inquiry finds that if Boris Johnson had called the first lockdown even one week earlier then it could have saved at least 20,000 lives.

Here's a quick reminder of what Johnson was actually doing during those weeks

20.11.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1216    ๐Ÿ” 519    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

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