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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Clan Snow Raven War Crow Prime OmniMech.

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If you can help, please do. If not for the work of Robert E. Howard you'd certainly never have seen any stories from me.

(And reposting is a huge help, whether or not you can donate.)

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Good morning, Mark!

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Machine Defense Unit 1-11.

The only thing I started at 32 was being in pain most of the time somewhere on my body.
That's when I changed my dating profile to, "okay with casual sex, but no knee stuff."

started playing shortstop at 32 years old. dude is not of this planet

I need a Pepto Bismol but for the words that come out of my mouth.

Alexa, how many hearts can you get without a reskeet until it’s considered a hate crime?

That middle appendage can be a mother fucker.

Who's up sharpening they trident?

Darling, does this sense of ennui make me look haunted enough or should I add a tad more existential dread?

What's it like to sleep until you're finished sleeping?

Kids today will never know what it's like to have to adjust the tracking on a VCR.

Have we figured out why humans are the only animals who can never find a comfortable position.

how long is a week in internet time?

A friend!? No, thanks. I have a dog.

Reason 101.. Why I'm late. Couldn't decide if my shirt was navy blue or black.

a girl in a native american outfit is holding a lit match in her hand Alt: Wednesday Addams is holding a lit match in her hand

Friday: wake up with shiner from trying to pop the foot that's been hurting for two weeks
Saturday: woke up with bronchitis
Sunday: woke up with flu
Monday: woke up with sinus infection
Tuesday: woke up so damn cold it hurts to move
Wednesday:

*checks monkeys butthole* nope, that's not where they got the audacity, either.

Born of Fire - SLAYER 🤘🏻🖤

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“Growing up means accepting that there are things you have no control over. Your only task in that moment is to experience it.,” he says in line at the donut shop.

Not sure how a big rock orbiting the planet in outer space can have such an effect on the planet’s inhabitants, but here we are.

As a kid we were so poor that when we went to Kentucky Fried Chicken we licked other people’s fingers.

Just blocked someone I’d never interacted with simply bc I scrolled their skyline and didn’t see a single repost. FU, nobody is that important.

I’ve never been to Alabama. And I don't see that changing.

What’s the best one liner in movie history?

What’s the best one liner in movie history?

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Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes