Kat Alderson 🎉

Bong rips for Jesus

*a slo-mo video of me grinding pepper on various foodstuffs*

"Regarding the charges, how do you plead?"

"Usually with sincerity, on my knees with my hands together."

I’m hosting an edging party tonight

So far nobody has come

YouTube video by AlanParsonsVEVO The Alan Parsons Project - Time (Official Audio)

youtu.be/zhRzORqNa0E?...

You could set the building on fire if they take your stapler again.

-me, as a therapist

My knees used to be called left and right

Now they’re known as good and bad

YouTube video by TenYearsAfterVEVO Ten Years After - I'd Love To Change The World (1971 Original Mix) [Official Audio]

Nothing ever changes. youtu.be/98Q8QsEc6sI?...

I'm not totally certain, but it feels like the fall of modern civilization started when someone did a disco version of "Have a Cigar" and no one thought to punish the originator.

Snoopy snow cone machine where the Peanuts characters stand at the front of Snoopy's dog house. The snow cone ice spits out (spitter) a hole at the center bottom.

Worst glory hole ever.

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4,000 Year old scrolls found in Egypt confirm Veggie Tales prophecy.

Have you tried pairing Lancashire cheese with hard pear cider about it?

-me, as a therapist

Skeets like these show me that BlueSky is not dead.

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You just found out you're a witch. Who are you recruiting to be in your coven?

#IsmuasMonthOfMusic 2/27
#MusicChallenge
Masterpiece song

If you're of a certain age, this opening riff is locked into your soul. If you don't get up and groove, check your pulse. You might be dead.

You're more likeable if you resemble cheese

YouTube video by Blues Traveler - Topic Maybe I'm Wrong

I probably am... www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcbO...

Anything over 24 hours a day is really overkill.

“Not every thought that comes into your head has to be shared, motherfucker.” ~ Mister Rogers

Not to be too political, but I’m pretty certain the ecosystem can survive without barnacles.

The local funeral home is in foreclosure. It missed too many morgueage payments.

Karen Grassle, actress playing Caroline Ingalls on Little House on the Prairie, wearing an ERA shirt in the presumably 1970s.

No joke, Caroline Ingalls can get it.
#littlehouseontheprairie

I don't know if you'd call this transcendent or not but as soon as I brought in my car for front-end repairs, I had an auto body experience.

Please respect my privacy while I hit a curb.

(full force) I’m brave

Being brave (trusting that farts are just farts)

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