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(🧵) I’m going to say some things that may cost me followers. That’s only appropriate, given that what I say in this thread is about exactly that: how utterly meaningless everything is right now besides saving America—because without rule of law and democracy, nothing we dream of will ever come true.

This should be Time Magazine’s 2025 Photo of the Year:

This is what solidarity looks like. Together, we will win.

"Quiet Please!!.... We are trying to start a war here!!"

Retired journalism prof here to fix this headline

(🚨) BREAKING: Leader of Democratic Country Posts Video of Himself As King Bombing His Own Citizens With Diarrhea-Filed Bioweapons on Same Day Millions of Citizens Protest Him Being a Vile and Incontinent Piece of Shit Who's Plotting a Dictatorship

Trump on Harvard: "We reached a concept of a deal but it's pretty complicated bc under this deal it would be $500m, they're gonna open up trade schools. I love the idea of trade & trade schools by Harvard. You know, they get into like a vocational-type school... we may just charge them a $500m fine"

But seriously, what is wrong with this demented animal?

(In the full video, he bombs No Kings protesters with diarrhea from a jet with KING TRUMP on the side of it.)

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#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

After Republicans predicted violence all week from Antifa domestic terrorists this weekend, it turns out the most dangerous place to be on Saturday was the location that JD Vance was filming his TikTok.

Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say

We love our Marines and owe a debt of gratitude to Camp Pendleton, but next time, the Vice President and the White House shouldn’t be so reckless with people’s lives for their vanity projects.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

He going to try to start a war with anyone he can to stop the Epstein files. Its what rapists do

NEWS: Trump lashes out at Colombian President Gustavo Petro after Petro accused the U.S. of killing a Colombian fisherman in a military strike in the Caribbean. Trump calls Petro “an illegal drug leader” and threatens Colombia.

So in addition to the diarrhea dumping AI slop video, JD Vance apparently took to this very platform (I have him blocked) to post another AI video of Trump in a crown as Nancy Pelosi and other MOCs bowing down— (vid obviously cribbed from 2000 post George Floyd event, which makes it even worse).

BARTIROMO: Did you get any sense from Putin that he's open to ending this war without taking significant property from Ukraine?

TRUMP: Well, he's gonna take something. I mean, he's won certain property.

My humble request would be that all those U.S. journalists who spent the last week credulously reporting on Trump's "success" in the Middle East simply because he gave a grotesquely premature victory lap unanchored by any actual accomplishment retire permanently from the practice of journalism today

Rubio promised to betray U.S. informants to get Trump’s El Salvador prison deal To secure U.S. access to President Nayib Bukele’s notorious CECOT prison, Rubio agreed to turn over several MS-13 leaders central to a long-running Justice Department investigation.

This is sick. Several of the MS13 gang members Trump traded to Bukele so he could have access to CECOT prison for deportees were actually COOPERATORS with law enforcement. He betrayed them. wapo.st/4nbNiM4

........." NOT TILL WE START A WAR"

KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?

MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.

We’re not a serious country anymore

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

BARTIROMO: Do you believe Hamas really will disarm?

TRUMP: Well, they promised they would. They said they would. If we have to, we'll disarm them.


BARTIROMO: The US?

TRUMP: Well, whether it's me or the US

Truth. 👎

Rand Paul: "When you kill someone, if you're not in a declared war, you really need to know someone's name at least. You have to accuse them of something. You have to present evidence. So all of these people have been blown up without any evidence of a crime."

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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

The Hate America Rally already happened, Mike Johnson. It was held on January 6, 2021, and was orchestrated by your boss.

On October 18, patriots across America will honor our commitment to keep America from becoming the dystopic jackboot dictatorship you fascist bootlickers dream of and drool for.

Karoline Leavitt Can Kiss My Ass You don’t get to call me a terrorist for loving my country enough to fight for it.

Fuck you Karoline. Fuck you.
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