Hesperides

Between the PS2 Bambi ad, Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, and Twink Peaks season 3 - I really do love how much David Lynch seems to be in awe of and fearful of cars

Basically everyone behind the wheel of a car except for Laura Dern is a psycho

Neil Breen Acres

So I am definitely fighting through my expectations on Everybody Scream (folk horror, ancient witchery vibes) and accepting what it is.

But why does she keep singing about her phone? Is she signaling bisexuality? Eat hot chip, charge they phone, cast hex, and lie?

Within 10 minutes of Lost Highway you can tell there is something deeply wrong with Bill Pullman. And it is because he didn't listen to Patricia Arquette when she said to wake her up and fuck her when he got home.

This man is a deranged lunatic that deserves whatever comes to him

Zohran at Mood Ring in Brooklyn

Ear Jobs for Early Voters

I was The Crow for Halloween and somebody was trying to hit on me at the club by saying they liked my style. I squirmed away because like... this is a costume (of clothes fully sourced from my closet, yes), but im NOT always The Crow, baby

Early voters for Zohran are cute as fuck. Love seeing lines today

Watching The Crow (94) for the first time and oh boy am I having tortured feelings. I hate rape revenge stories. I hate the objectification of Asian women.

But fuck the music is great and Brandon Lee is hot, charming, and fun!

More movies need a goth vs poseurs core conflict

Am I just not excited by Florence anymore? It hurts to even think about. In retrospect i am so grateful to Dance Fever for having hooks, even when it tread upon usual thematic territory.

I can replay King and Free and Dream Girl Evil in my head.

Unsure if these tracks will stick

Oscar Isaac is drinking a glass of milk in every scene of Frankenstein and it is gross

Woke South Africans be like DEI Antwoord

It's funny when bands ruin Head Like a Hole by stripping all of the quirky, fun production out of it and lean into being hard-core and edgy. No, stupid.

Devo understood this and chose to make it more dorky and insane, and is much cooler than, for instance, Carnifex

If you CAN Believe it! It's Friday. Again!

Screenshot of "Sonic Jihad" by Snake River Conspiracy

When Eggman won't stop making machines in the likeness of a human mind

Information just being given to the audience is not a twist. Is every time something surprising happens a "twist?" It makes me almost irrationally angry

I'm "concerned" that somebody described the dog in The Thing (1982) being The Thing as a twist? Rather than just something that happens.

I feel like a twist is more like a fundamental shift in information AFTER a status quo has been developed. The dog happens in the first 15 minutes

I hate when I need to be somewhere but my brain is like "do you think Big the Cat and Heather Graham from Boogie Nights would vibe? Would they boof together?"

Without spoiling the films, I really want to note that there is an interesting conversation between Phantom Thread, Licorice Pizza, and One Battle After Another about the aesthetics of power

PTA seems to pull on that thread a lot, but he keeps finding new ways to do it. Love him

I love how in One Battle After Another, Benicio Del Toro is drinking and driving as a way to distract law enforcement

Leo is doing it because he is a burnout loser

More movies should have character specific motivations for drunk driving

Final Fantasy Tactics has the greatest number of "You Forget Yourself"s per cutscene. This makes it, scientifically, the best game

Time Stranger is dropping hints that the next Digimon Story will be on Shambala, but when is it gonna be Witchelny's turn? I need her

I hope WoTC understands that the people yearn for Wallace Shawn cards. Vizzini isn't enough. I need the Grand Nagus. I need Rex from Toy Story. My Dinner With Andre.

That TikTok PinkPantheress song that goes OwooOoo is this illegal

But it's a pregnant woman and Tylenol

Gonna make my own Tron:Ares where Tron has to ask Jeff Bridges what time of day he was coded

The Tron Ares soundtrack is so good. But we can't see the movie because of Jared Leto.

But I also can't let this franchise die. It is so funny that every 15 years, Disney makes a big expensive flop with an all-time classic techno soundtrack. I need another in 15 years! Hyper pop Tron 2040!

I had to grapple with my devastation over Louisianna not being in Titans 2, but I think I have come to terms with it. Sigourney is going to dog walk these whores, and I couldn't have bared to see Wheezy go through that

Ooof, took my meds for work, but all I want to do is scour the internet for Ethel Cain livestream clips to put into a House of Psychotic Womn drag mix

GIMP really needs to look out for us stupid girlies. Why is it not just reminding me that I haven't added an alpha channel?

"Not a good look diva, maybe add an alpha channel" would be so helpful