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I got a PhD in Dungeons and Dragons. It went just as well as you would expect.

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Did the card say Moffs?

18.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was the Moffship shaped like a stapler?

18.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The UK, Israel, India... not great, Bob.

18.10.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They just didn't suck quite as badly as all the others. One eyed kings...

18.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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K.I.S.S.

18.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry, Leo. Nothing personal. Just business.

17.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Depends on the story...

17.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yiiiiiiiiikes...

17.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even in a worst case where some nut pulls off a Sandy Hook level attack at a protest, more Americans will be killed and injured driving their cars tomorrow.

17.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First Yuuzhan Vong appearance: The bouncer who kicks Jinn's shit in after they catch him force choking the roulette wheel.

17.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EIGHT BREASTED AARDVARK WOMAN: (starts unzipping chainmail catsuit) "I can help. You just have to [REDACTED]."

17.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Think you can be a good child soldier? Prove it."

17.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The underappreciated Fury Road prequel...

17.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The equivalent of five million drivers on the road during rush hour in Los Angeles, three of whom might die in accidents. Considering the stakes, that level of risk should not deter people.

17.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There may be at least one significant violent incident, with the administration's tough talk and the buzz on 1488chan and r/SchoolShooters about shooting up a No Kings protest and becoming a legend, but it will be small compared to the scope of the event and the risk to any individual will be minor.

17.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooooooof. And I thought summer intensive language programs were a horror show...

17.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Five... if they're lucky.

17.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember sitting in a grad student office and a couple of people were arguing about the merits of a particular anti-depressant drug. One of them asked the rest of us for opinions. It turns out that of the eight people in the room, I was the only one not on anti-depressants.

17.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAKE THE AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN NAVY GREAT AGAIN.

17.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dead silence on the Battlebus...

17.10.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adrian Vermeule right now...

17.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Midwest will have to settle for 1970's Italy.

17.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many such cases.

17.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Article 1? Never heard of her...

16.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jared Leto somehow looks like a total greaseball even when he's playing a robot...

15.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's a classic high achiever who thinks mastery of one craft qualifies him for leadership in any other profession. The problem is that his real vocation is 'being a conniving dickhead' and his new hobby is 'governing a world power.'

15.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's actually very smart, but he's devoted his talents to mastery of one discipline... office politics. Making Littlefinger King is actually a very bad idea. Unless your goal is turning Game of Thrones into a dark comedy...

15.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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