Pit of despair

I could see that tipped ball from my small ass TV. Cheffers got together with his blind crew and threw a flag because he knew it couldn’t be challenged. He’s unfit to referee a high school game.

Because its Cheffers, shouldn’t be allowed on an NFL field again

can someone explain the Sylvia Plath Halloween SNL joke to me so I can act superior like I understand it naturally when I show the skit to my friends

not now kitten, daddy is about to go nonverbal

“but his context” lady he literally said it was gods perfect law for gays to be stoned to death. He might not have said they “should” be but it was heavily implied. 1+1 in most cases = 2

Super weird that the guy who was Practicing Politics The Right Way somehow magically seems to have a following so racist against Black people that him getting shot by a white person in the whitest state in USA results in 7 Black universities receiving terror threats.

What's this got to do with us?!

The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.

New York Times tomorrow

me when I post “shooting people is bad actually”

u can’t even handle these morals

“Socialism for the rich” is just called capitalism btw

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

Platforming sexual abusers is certainly a choice

The entire modern conservative movement’s existence and future depends upon the base being kept inside a hermetically-sealed cable and social media bubble, so that they can tell them demonstrable lies about the real world. Tell them up is down, hot is cold, black is white, and be *believed*.

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

Anyone have the source?

I mean it’s literally classified as Top Secret info regardless of how they want to lie that it isn’t

One thing that is fairly clear at this point is that the entire point of whisking people out of the country with no due process in defiance of a judge's orders to put them into a foreign gulag *was so they could produce fascist content*.

a story in 4 screenshots

gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?

casey anthony: so many

Me emailing Ted Cruz “Thomas Massie is a hero and you could be too”

do you think it’ll work ?

it’s kinda funny that by far the least annoying fans after the SuperBowl are Eagles fans

Next you’re gunna tell me Reagan started wealth redistribution to the super rich

🙄 he gave the exact response his employer told him to give which was basically “it’s an honor to play for the president no matter who it is” PR ahh statement jfc

It’s too late now but overcooked pasta is great for pasta salad cause it will firm up after chilling so if it happens again….

it’s giving “the front fell off” but without a hint of irony. Life really does imitate art huh

Not sure you know what the word endorse means

I dare one single person in this entire hate thread to send me a link to her endorsing Trump

My theory is some people started shitposting about refs knowing full well it was copium but they’re exhausted by Brady to Mahomes dominance. Then a lot of stupid people saw those posts and got convinced it’s real despite every real mathematical analysis and iota of critical thought showing otherwise

Imagine how power crept everything will be by then. Oh look at this guy with his old Voja deck, I remember when that was op!!

I feel like for some reason the NFL treats coach of the year as comeback coach of the year half the time. Real “yeah Andy is clearly the best coach in the NFL but he has been for a while so that’s boring” energy