Imaginative Teriyaki

There are some types of chocolates that are actually good for the arteries and heart

Emma Coronel, the wife of imprisoned drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, is not facing charges in Mexico, the country's prosecutors' office said, after she was released from a U.S. federal...

one of my mufos approaches me at the banquet and whispers something in my ear and i smile mysteriously and slip them a gold coin

Bill Maher vows to return to show without writers, now will only be able to draw on lifetime of being an unlikable smug twatwaffle for material

NFL wide receivers look slimmer and faster wearing numbers in the teens rather than in the 80s, according to a UCLA study. Rams and Chargers wideouts agree.

getting called a homophobic slur and then asking the person who said it their gender so i know whether to get mad or horny

The difference between Bluesky and Twitter isn't that there are no crappy people here; this place has 840k users as of this instant, it's impossible some of them won't be trolls, creeps or malign. The difference is the ethos here is "Don't engage, just block." The moment the mask comes off, block.

I’m glad people are finally listening to people who have been abused and harassed on here. I yelled about it into the void for 2 months. Trans women who recognized the pattern of abuse helped me bring awareness and I’m not letting it just die out for the people who did this to just get away with it

A sequel to the highest grosser of the "Conjuring" Universe breaks faith with some of the core principles of suspense-building, resulting in dozy redundancy. - www.latimes.com

Goyal, 74, is expected to be produced before a special PMLA court in Mumbai on Saturday where the ED will seek for his custodial remand

when I say I got that dog in me, this is the dog

i am rotating you in my mind rn

BREAKING: SAG-AFTRA members are about to vote on a Video Game strike authorization.

After a year of negotiation the union says the major video game companies have failed to address the needs of actors involved.

So they're calling for a second simultaneous strike.

You must submit your claim using this form by 11:59 p.m. PT on Friday, August 25 if you're filing online. If you are filing by mail, your envelope must be postmarked by August 25.

Silk almond milk is the Milk of the Land!

You’re really going with “Milk of the Land,” Silk almond milk manufacturers? You’re really going all in on this catchphrase?

Happy Birthday, Mary Shelley! Born on this day in 1797

The All Blacks remain confident ahead of their RWC opener against hosts France, despite a record beating at the hands of South Africa in their final warm-up.

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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:

1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food

2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation

3. Asshole customer, chef revenge

4. World's Fair

From Independent.co.uk Elliot Rodger: Joe the Plumber tells parents of victims 'your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights' Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher has penned an open letter to parents defending gun rights after Rodger killed six people in Isla Vista Heather Saul Friday 30 May 2014 12:35

One thing I'll always remember about Joe the Plumber: he once wrote a letter to the grieving families of a mass murder to denounce their pro gun control advocacy by saying "your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights." - a callousness that genuinely personified the 2A movement to me.

Senator Ted Cruz falls for the classic Hurricane Shark hoax

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it

Donald Trump Is a Stochastic Terrorist Donald Trump's use of social media to threaten opponents and rile up his supporters against them is the very definition of stochastic terrorism.

Stochastic terrorism is "the public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act, which is statistically probable but whose specifics cannot be predicted." If the ex-president is a stochastic terrorist, what should we do in response?

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