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The Greasy Strangler

@mazeltovcoktail.bsky.social

Married California cat dad. Surviving. Horror movie fan. Gamer.

355 Followers  |  141 Following  |  23 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2024  |  2.264

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04.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When my grandma lived in Queens, every time I would visit as a kid from California, I would devour these. She'd have them ready for me and she did not disappoint. Pure deliciousness.

28.10.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Yes, I believe I would be.

16.10.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bullshit artist!

15.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you.

Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide.

So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.

14.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28166    ๐Ÿ” 9087    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 607    ๐Ÿ“Œ 445

I was talking to my wife about how unrealistic they were portrayed since none of them were wearing masks or just haphazardly arresting anyone and everyone.

14.10.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes me truly sad. She was such a force for good.

01.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone do some constructive vandalism? Print out a large "Community Notes" thing to attach to the sign?

07.09.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going up to my room with three strange men!

23.08.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are not Aaron Rupar. REPORT THE ABOVE ACCOUNT FOR MISREPRESENTING SOMEONE!

17.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Juffo-Wup will consume you.

09.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She looks like a decomposing corpse. What a disgusting person.

27.06.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

09.06.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23279    ๐Ÿ” 14209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 239    ๐Ÿ“Œ 634

I could watch Frank Grillo read a phone book for 2 hours. He's good in everything.

04.06.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are ya gonna do, Mitchell? Arrest me?

15.05.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are fucking gross for meeting with netanyahu, and for his despicable "gift".

I can't wait until you're out of the Senate. You have let this country down.

19.03.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When is Grand Piano 2: Piano Boogaloo coming out?

19.03.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rot in hell.

21.02.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was wondering, this is the guy that's been tripping people since college, right?

08.02.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Screw those incel clowns. Shame them every way possible.

07.02.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but donโ€™t forget to celebrate too. We wonโ€™t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks

16.01.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7469    ๐Ÿ” 1519    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 187    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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David Lynch &
6mใƒป
It is with deep regret that we, his family, announce the passing of the man and the artist, David Lynch.
We would appreciate some privacy at this time.
There's a big hole in the world now that he's no longer with us. But, as he would say, "Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole."
It's a beautiful day with golden sunshine and blue skies all the way.

< David Lynch & 6mใƒป It is with deep regret that we, his family, announce the passing of the man and the artist, David Lynch. We would appreciate some privacy at this time. There's a big hole in the world now that he's no longer with us. But, as he would say, "Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole." It's a beautiful day with golden sunshine and blue skies all the way.

Fucking hell

RIP David Lynch

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16.01.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2419    ๐Ÿ” 723    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 432

I was reading about it on reddit. Sounds like loomer and 'dittman/elon' are really going at it. They're imploding, and the leopards are feasting well this evening.

27.12.2024 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.12.2024 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We hate what you hate! And we hate YOU!

22.11.2024 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First post.

I love my wife. I love my cats; both my indoor kitties and my outside ferals. Enjoy lesser-known music.

Play a lot of video games. Destiny 2, MTG Arena, Fallout, Vampire Survivors at the moment.

Still holding out hope that we're able to get through these next 4 years.

19.11.2024 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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