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I brewed a sick UW blink deck in standard that abuses Proft's so now it's obviously a totally fine card that should stick around and definitely not a card that needs to be banned like I said 2 weeks ago

This person shits their pants way more often than they would have you believe. They've never posted a status saying they didn't, or even a picture of clean underwear

Is there anyone more excited to watch any given match of Magic than @carmparens.bsky.social ?

Soldier from the Startship Troopers meme saying "I'm doing my part"

Watched on Friday with my friend's Youtube premium for the ad free experience, now at it again on my account cause this special fucking rules.

Trans rights are human rights.

I spent 2 days in high school with Kid Charlamagne on repeat so I could learn how to sing the guitar solo. That's how much I love The Dan

Me “in action” winning my $5K quarterfinals match at @laughingdragonmtg.bsky.social #MXPPhoenix going off with Amulet Titan!

I will never forget my Aftermath draft experience. Draft MOM, then you get to just add a pack of Aftermath after to power up your pool! I drafted a sweet BR sac deck then opened my Aftermath pack to find 3 copies of Cosmic Rebirth in my 5 card pack.

A screenshot of Wayne Brady holding up three fingers with the text "Girl Scout Selling Cookies Who's Possessed by the Devil"

A screenshot of Colin Mochrie making a face with the text "Heroic Frog Leading 'The Great Escape' of All the Frogs from a French Restaurant"

A screenshot of Ryan Stiles with the text "Gradually Turning into a Parrot"

A screenshot of Greg Proops frowning with glasses halfway down his nose with the text "Judge Judy"

had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

Ooooooooh baby this is some spicy tech

My Queen

You and Carmen were wonderful together! Grateful to have folks like we did this weekend in the booth

As an #MTGAmbassador, Sultai Clan Leader, and member of #TeamUG I’m spreading love in the form of a Sultai swag giveaway!

I have 2 Zipfolios, 3 Sultai and 1 Ugin Sidewinder box, and Katana Sleeves I’ll divide between 4 winners!

Repost this and follow me to enter!

(Shipping to the US only, sorry!)

This sketch is an all-timer and made me want to watch Blackberry

It will be there. This is your year... starting today

Don't you mean "ohhhh daddy"?

My heart says Rekha and Becca but my brain says Katie and Izzy

bum bum AYE AYE AYE, bum bum, bum bum... Next please

tumblr user nitewrighter says: Me: I don’t get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I’m like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it’s the fascism. You’re completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you’re also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you’re going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

my husband just sent me this

I can't stress enough that if you ever want a specific image made, you can commission any of the thousands of talented artists on here for a fair price, they'll produce something infinitely better than a computer, you'll possess something truly original, AND you'll have helped a person's livelihood.

Pulled off my first Gold Stake Balatro run last night. Went full midrange mode using every hand and discard to wring every ounce of value out of my rounds. Saved money for my Bull and went deep on blue seals so I could scale 3oaK without ending up poor. Def didn't expect to 1 shot the ante 8 boss

My Queen.

Ahhhhhh okay. Couldn't remember if it was an RC or not

Didn't Mary-Luz Garcia win an RC last year right after they banned Fury?

Wyatt Darby's Glorybringer off the top to win the Pro Tour.
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