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Dog Groomer🐶Texas Longhorn🤘Mom🤱Swiftie🧿Liberal💙ATX⭐️

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Good fucking morning to everyone, except Republican politicians, operatives, and MAGA influencers who are coping so hard after getting their asses handed to them in basically every election yesterday. Maybe, just maybe, you’re not as fucking popular as you think you are.

05.11.2025 13:19 — 👍 271    🔁 43    💬 8    📌 1

💋

05.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love my new Mayor!!! (I live in Texas)

05.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

05.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

05.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 18364    🔁 3086    💬 54    📌 53

Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance.

22.09.2025 20:30 — 👍 680    🔁 51    💬 24    📌 5

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

22.09.2025 20:41 — 👍 4407    🔁 1473    💬 0    📌 2

We thinking Stallone or Seagal for the next Sec of Def?

21.04.2025 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cory Booker

01.04.2025 12:00 — 👍 48554    🔁 5274    💬 603    📌 269

He’s gonna put a Tesla roof on the White House isn’t he?

12.03.2025 11:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war!

How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?!

01.03.2025 05:28 — 👍 68874    🔁 15727    💬 2438    📌 928
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Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things.

18.02.2025 04:11 — 👍 36763    🔁 6834    💬 529    📌 197
MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)
YouTube video by Macklemore MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)

WATCH THIS and then watch it again 100 more times

13.02.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are cooked y’all

13.02.2025 18:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MAPQUEST for the WIN ✨

13.02.2025 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Google you little bitch

12.02.2025 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂‍↕️

10.02.2025 18:00 — 👍 10004    🔁 582    💬 182    📌 27

PETE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!

10.02.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMFG

10.02.2025 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💯

10.02.2025 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was the ultimate Hater’s Super Bowl: just a 4 hour straight middle finger to the Chiefs, Trump, and Drake. My heart has grown three sizes tonight

10.02.2025 03:53 — 👍 157    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 1

You know Taylor’s Pennsylvanian ass deep down enjoyed this Philly win

10.02.2025 04:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes

10.02.2025 03:43 — 👍 715    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 1

Someone will likely write about this, but the Superbowl is 100% a metaphor for the cultural and political moment we're in right now. And the Eagles victory is encouragement for me that the people will win this fight.

10.02.2025 03:38 — 👍 986    🔁 122    💬 13    📌 6

Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass.

Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.

10.02.2025 03:08 — 👍 11109    🔁 1172    💬 89    📌 35

Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.

10.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 10278    🔁 1135    💬 237    📌 65

Literally haven’t had this much joy since before the election 😭

10.02.2025 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Bidens had the Eagles and Trump had the Chiefs.

It's a good night! #FlyEaglesFly

10.02.2025 03:13 — 👍 2487    🔁 399    💬 37    📌 18

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