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reviewer 1: excellent work
reviewer 2: burn it all down
reviewer 3: why does this exist
the editor: minor revisions
i stared at the wall
for forty minutes
then changed "utilized" to "used"
in seventeen places

Being on the north side of your thirties is looking at your winter boots by the front door in June and being like: I'll need those soon

Pope A&W V

The women's semifinals in Indian Wells today are 🔥🔥

Is it just me or is this playoff format dumb. The losers today will go into a must-win 3/4 games having played an extra game? Huh? They finished higher.

I see what you did there.

Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor? 1. You’ve invested an enormous amount of time and energy, and you still have no idea what is happening. 2. Everybody you meet speaks in half riddle...

"You want to stop, but the amount of time and energy you’ve put into this makes it hard to quit."

YouTube video by CBC News Trudeau: Canada will retaliate with 25% tariffs on $155B of U.S. goods

Here's the speech if you haven't heard it. 13 minutes of your time. Share it with your American friends and neighbours, because they won't see it otherwise. Circulate it in Mexico and Denmark, France and the UK, Panama and Germany, Poland and Estonia, and especially -- especially -- Ukraine.

Had to start with the letter 'z' didn't you

I once heard that flamingos do the same. Maybe I'm wrong

I think I was 12 or 13. My dad took me to see Eraser with Arnie.

Orbital by Samantha Harvey!

This honestly says everything

Interesting choice for a hotel room!

Anyone know what this type of thermostat means?