Amanda

Live your life in such a way that, when you die, people directly quoting you does’t sound like a personal attack on your character.

I’m so mad we didn’t go with this for Maxine

Today my very introverted spouse had one of his motorcycle track day friends over and they did motorcycle things in the garage and this is what it must feel like when your kid starts having play dates.

I’m sure someone will write more about this, but I finished the show and both Stephen Fry and Andrew Scott also appear as seemingly straight characters. Clearly Lena Dunham is doing a casting thing?

I’m mostly in because I really like Megan Stalter and I want her to do more stuff because Hacks has gotten so boring.

I’m only in the first ep, but is AR supposed to be bi? He’s in a relationship with two people named Cody, I assumed that was a guy and a girl.

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

I don't know what Pink is paying Spotify, but I swear that song is on every Spotify generated playlist, even when I try to find clean ones for the library.

The trick you taught me years ago about how to remember mountain vs. pacific time has saved me countless times and now I teach it to everyone.

I’m so so sorry. That is fucked.

OMG Wendy!! Did your taxes just skyrocket??

Straight to music jail, Riley.

The straight cis white dude billionaire whose products keep exploding wants you to know that the real problem in this world is DEI.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

You can't erase trans history. You can only mark yourself in history forever as someone who tried to erase a vulnerable and peaceful community with your hateful actions.

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.

Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.

Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.

That.

Do that.

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

"Children, I want this to be an important lesson to you. If you do bad things, like break the law—even a lot—you are going to have to pay the consequences: nothing. Well, other than getting your job back. Because those are the rules in America, a land that cherishes justice."

the only rules of vacation are try to see something cool and eat something good every day but also if youre tired thats okay

in all the (appropriate) memorializing of Shelley Duvall as a performer in the work of male auteur directors, spare a thought for her own auteur work: Faerie Tale Theatre was one of the few actually good media products aimed at children in the 1980s, but because it didn't sell toys it's forgotten

A still from Clerks of Dante Hicks

34 COUNTS???!

a fake gadsden flag that says “no one’s treading on you, sweetie”

i need a beach house just so i can fly this

Not to brag, but my husband surprised me with this shirt one day recently when I came home from work.

@rob-sheridan.com My spouse and I are big fans! Have you considered doing a print with all the VHS stickers on it?