snowllie

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Women

this guy?

the only reason ben stiller isnt also on this list is because hes a homestuck reference to me

if someone put a gun to my head and told me to pick paul rudd, ryan gosling, and ryan reynolds out from a lineup im just dying sorry

downsides of being sick: i am forced to be apart from beautiful women
upsides of being sick: being away from beautiful women is drawing me to actually learn godot like ive been meaning to

no they made it illegal unfortunately :/

turn 16 is such a beautiful turn every time

claaasssiccc

oh boy! here i go making inadvisable and fucked up deckbuilding decisions again!

would it help if i told him to kys too

MOTHERFUCKING TOKYO FIST
holy shit this movie rules

every time my deck does poorly my first reaction is to simply just add more d reacts.

the fucked up thing is that it always works

a cat sitting on a piano bench in front of a synth

they made a sequel to keyboard cat and its in my living room

based

wow I got dunked on

Screenshot of a Talishar match where a Macho Grande is coming in for 41 damage

typical victor match

motherfucking bullet ballet.

the movie tells you right at the beginning: The Thing is John Carpenter

it is oscillio and verdance, its definitely not dash. you dont even have to fatigue her she fatigues herself

bro grow the fuck up and just traverse the doorframe of rotten wood and pulsating masses which appeared in your basement. its literally not that big a deal, to live is to be changed

if i have to listen to that redditor ass gecko's standup in one more ad i will personally homewreck him. a messy divorce might do him some good

betsy players will really just see an unplayable yellow generic, say "anybody gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer

you were so real for this one ngl

yeah alright fine, i guess