Sally McStuffing 🦃

TRUMP: You got those operation names I asked for?

HEGSETH: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin sexy like you asked for

TRUMP: [already asleep in his desk chair]

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

The Patriotic Blonde on Twitter writes: "People are posting this all over social media. What a sad end to something we all worked so hard for. I never thought it would end this way." Attached are four photos of people burning their MAGA hats.

please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures

The title screen for the show DAMAGES

DAMAGES was so good and would have absolutely crushed it as a streaming series if it had been released like 10 years later

Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules

Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit

I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?

My niece suffered from oxygen deprivation in the womb due to a heart defect. She got very lucky in that the only side effect of that oxygen loss was a learning disability. Accommodations gave her the chance to keep up with her classmates, and she’s about to graduate from college in May.

Why isn’t Dracula in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? The answer may surprise you

‘Was It Your Brain?’ Reporter Asks Trump About MRI and Is Told, ‘I Have No Idea What They Analyzed’ President Donald Trump admitted having "no idea what they analyzed" when he underwent an MRI during a recent trip to Walter Reed Medical Center. The post ‘Was It Your Brain?’ Reporter Asks Trump About MRI and Is Told, ‘I Have No Idea What They Analyzed’ first appeared on Mediaite.

‘Was It Your Brain?’ Reporter Asks Trump About MRI and Is Told, ‘I Have No Idea What They Analyzed’

incredible legal instincts sir

I hate to hand it to Trump for anything but this was funny

get their ass king

Photo of a common meme of a man standing up alone to speak out at a public forum.

People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to

lmao even

Folks, when it comes to songs that clock in under the 3:30 mark, it simply doesn’t get much better than Phil Collins’s “Against All Odds”

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

NYT EDITORIAL DESK

"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"

"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"

"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"

We Should All Become The Joker

lol this poor guy

today is my 9th anniversary at my job, and like clockwork, my former boss who retired 5 years ago emailed me this morning to wish me a happy work anniversary 🥹

I knew immediately what this would be and it’s still shocking and gross

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops

I appreciate and take to heart the critiques of this decision I have heard. The incoming criticism has also been balanced by expressions of gratitude from federal employes, military families, food bank staff, veterans, and others. The thanks that meant the most to me came from the families of Flight 5342, those who lost loved ones in the air collision in Washington in January and are now fighting for safer skies for all Americans. They seek “stability, safety and public service.” That request sounds hard to achieve, even a relic of a past era, at a time like this. But if they, already having lost so much, refuse to give up on us, we shouldn’t either.

This is the last paragraph in an email I got from Tim Kaine's office today, in response to an email I sent earlier this week about his vote to reopen the government. Sir, don't try to guilt trip me for being disappointed in you

Did he have a stroke or did I