Mike Lemire

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

“You’ll never believe what Alex Bregman said about his future in Boston.”

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.

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Hey @redsox.com I’ll buy 3 subscriptions to nesn360 if you stop taking money from ICE to push propaganda during games.

Best sound in the world? Hearing my 4 yo daughter sing along to Whitney Houston while she paints me a picture in the other room.

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Dear Red Sox,
Please hit the ball better.
-Mike

Marc Chagall, Bride with Blue Face

Scientists say that NASA's Perseverance rover has discovered rocks that are being called the clearest sign of ancient life on that planet.

Researchers say the stones will require further analysis, ideally in laboratories back here on Earth, before they can reach any firm conclusions.

Let’s Go Red Sox!

About this Florida vaccine story:

When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.

We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.

“Oh, they’d have died.”

Does anyone else feel like a total badass every time they press Ask App Not To Track?

He didn't just invoke MLK's "arc of the moral universe" line.

He added that the arc won't bend itself and people need to step up to make that change happen.

Absolutely right. Pitch perfect.

Hahahahahaha. Lolz!!

This rules.

I fucking love Alex Bregman #redsox

Jen Pawol makes history as MLB's first female umpire to work a regular-season game Pawol's much-anticipated debut came as the first base umpire for Saturday's first game of a split doubleheader between the Atlanta Braves and Miami Marlins.

Jen Pawol has made history as the first female umpire to work a regular-season game in the major leagues.

Can’t wait to go see k pop demon hunters on broadway some day.

Give us Kyle Schwarber back and you can have anyone you want.

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

The scene in every alien movie where the aliens take over all the TVs by overriding broadcast signals is impossible in 2025 when everything is streaming. The aliens would be all, shit all the TVs run different HTML5 app platforms and we need to root all of them at once

“.. traffic has dropped by only a single percentage point as a result of leaving Twitter ..”

@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
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I don’t want to see Connor Wong get another at bat for the Red Sox. Guaranteed out every single time.

Would love to see a team in Boston

Ahmad Jamal is always correct

A little tidbit: Devers was willing to play first base for the Red Sox but wanted the team to commit to keeping him at that position moving forward, not to go back and forth.