@porklion.bsky.social
Professional pet friend, thimbo wrestling goblin for Fight Opera, they/them/¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
05.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 1950 🔁 2343 💬 26 📌 8In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
04.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 3406 🔁 407 💬 102 📌 77ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate
the humble potato:
Ideal future world meme template with all kinds of technology type buildings
How different could it all have been if Danzig had gone with his first name idea, Johnny Halloweens…
01.11.2025 14:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.
01.11.2025 00:14 — 👍 1387 🔁 236 💬 27 📌 10Absolutely tho, it was so beautiful until it became so brutal and heart-rending
31.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can really feel GDT’s passion and joy in every frame, like all his other masterpieces. Dude loves what he does and it shows in both construction and execution. What a treasure that we all get to experience his vision
31.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw Del Toro’s Frankenstein last night, and cannot stop thinking about how emotionally and visually powerful the film is. A beautiful gothic experience, so glad it got a theatrical run.
31.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0twin peaks: the raid on one-eyed jack's
31.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0powerhouse hobbs, and extremely buff man, in a singlet, typing on a laptop at a desk
dear pro wrestling promoters, this bit is funny every single time, please never stop doing it. do it more, in fact
27.10.2025 20:17 — 👍 449 🔁 72 💬 10 📌 3If you play the saxophone, but can’t kiss/fuck, you’re straight up cursed.
27.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Specifically a saxophone player
27.10.2025 04:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Listening to smooth jazz and thinking about how nice making out with a horn and/or woodwind player would be rn
27.10.2025 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Woke 2: the syringes I hide in my Halloween candy are filled with the Covid vaccine instead of hepatitis
24.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 124 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1Big day in the Zemeckisverse
26.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 34 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0Guess who’s back in town today
26.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 75 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 2Or at least a fuckin hat
26.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0some of yall should try treating trans men like regular dudes and not like little baby gender-curious women
26.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 295 🔁 54 💬 5 📌 0I got a standing poshmark search for that exact kinda tracksuit, and she’s sending me right back to it. Flawless fit
25.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What i wouldn’t give for both of her outfits tbh
25.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fight Opera Presents Absolutely No Wrestling, Live!
@fightopera.bsky.social toniiiite
Rain permitting
Not in Austin? Hit up twitch.tv/fightopera toniiiite
God that’s right, what a wonderful nightmare that place was
24.10.2025 21:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0those donuts were a solid mid+ on a good day, and yet it’s a crime they ever had to close
24.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0www.twitch.tv/fightopera
GET IN HERE NOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
IT'S A WRESTLING SHOW
AND ALSO A MUSICAL
time for my annual rewatch of this classic
22.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 330 🔁 47 💬 2 📌 0