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Chris Klemmensen

@klemmensen.bsky.social

Baseball. Baseball cards. Tunes.

456 Followers  |  825 Following  |  429 Posts  |  Joined: 06.02.2024  |  4.4702

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Whatever happened to Matt Gaetz’s son, Nestor?

25.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point but…Would prefer eyes on the road, senator.

24.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1978 Hostess

18.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The perks of being Beery Gordy’s nephew: He lets your Detroit-ass do a fake English accent and makes Michael Jackson sing your hooks.

Bonus: The β€œwho’s watching” vocoder line gets dropped on the horn break in β€œSay Say Say”

15.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you haven’t, you need to watch their Sessions at West 54th St. It’s fantastic.

14.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will refer you to β€œJoe Pera Reads You The Church Announcements” (season 1 episode 6) to answer all questions about this song.

13.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

09.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5849    πŸ” 1330    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 285

*in strolls Drake LaRoche

12.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GLORY BE!

11.11.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man….that remix version that was on deadspin back in the day available anywhere? I search every year and strike out.

11.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quit pretending you don’t have dining locations printed out on geographical maps (x2) next to your bed, man. You can’t judge a dude in his 40’s for that type of behavior.

09.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy….the 50 year anniversary is on Monday! IT COULD HAPPEN!

08.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Always hyped for the seasonal name change!)

07.11.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turkbert Cransauceko is BACK, baby!

Hooray!

07.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dijon Wayne Gacy?

06.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That mother fucker is going DEEP into MASH after Thanksgiving.

Mark it.

05.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They can see us!

03.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We shouldn’t be talking about any of this in public forums!

03.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even have flat feet. Just 37 year old feet when I started rocking them.

03.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been a Chuck Boy forever. Eventually they started giving my feet The Business. I put some Dr Sholl’s (or whatever) inserts in them and it’s a total game changer as far as comfort is concerned. Can not recommend enough.

02.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Good News is…

A Canadian Baseball Team isn’t going to get an invite to the white house.

(Hopefully?)

30.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved digging into the Best Buy insert in the Sunday paper to see what albums were coming out on Tuesday.

30.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think that taxes even enter into the equation.

29.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Way to go, dude!

29.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.

29.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1049    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

This is like finding a pair of shitty underpants in your keepsakes box from when you were a freshman in college in 1999.

28.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We do Full Size Candy Bars for costumes and Brach’s Peanut Butter Kisses for those without.

27.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(From before 2019)

27.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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