Dan Martinez

Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.

The Case for the Forever Shutdown Senate Democrats actually allowing the GOP to stop funding the government is only the first step. Now they have to make the case that Trump’s government is illegitimate.

Bridging my current life in Chicago and my past life in D.C., I argue today at @newrepublic.com that Democrats should ~never~ vote to fund this government. Make John Thune blow up Senate rules and Republicans wholly own the U.S. extra-military military doing war crimes against us, funded by us.

This is seriously one of the best, most informative and simultaneously uplifting, threads I have read in a long, long time. Thank you for this.

"Too."

You do, evidently:

“Each character of a COBOL word that is not a special character word is selected from the set of letters, digits, the hyphen and the underscore.

“The hyphen […] may not appear as the first or last character in such words.”

www.microfocus.com/documentatio...

1. The hyphen is to english what parentheses are to mathematical expressions in most programming languages: a way to override default precedence. "two dollar bills" → "(two (dollar bills)". "two-dollar bills" → ((two dollar) bills).

2. Lisp and its descendants would like to have a word with you. 😁

Acting like it's 2016 when it's "better carry a draft of the new constitution you plan on enacting if you expect my vote"

Here's a thought -- go to Portland and stand in front of the tank

Or resign, you feckless, cowardly loser

For 26 but especially 2028 it's time for Democrats to make clear that the current Supreme Court will have to be reformed (expanded in number, reformed in structure) to allow popular govt to continue in the United States. Not so much a litmus test as precondition for any other promise to be credible.

So many of us came so very unwillingly to this place of viewing the Supreme Court as unworthy of being viewed as a judicial body. Unworthy of veneration, unworthy of respect.

So profoundly reluctantly.

But, good lord have they earned it.

I would also be absolutely fine with “forever”.

The technical term for the disfiguring, swelling dickishness in the administration? "Sycophantiasis."

Meme in two parts. First: picture of Geordi LaForge from Star Trek looking straight ahead, left arm extended and palm down. Text reads do not comply in advance. Bossy, already a cliché, implies permission to comply later. Second picture is Geordi LaForge looking to his left, eyes are glowing red. Text reads fuck you, make me. Leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

While I can still post what I want here, Donald Trump is an incompetent tiny-handed mushroom-dicked racist sexist narcissistic violent potato-faced fragile imbecilic fraud of a man-child pedophile who would kill his own son for a chance to fuck his daughter.

And he sucks at golf.

i am getting pretty weary of a politician's "this is not normal" without an "and here's what i'm going to do"

How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left If a Democratic lawmaker and her husband are gunned down, it’s an isolated incident carried out by a lone wolf. If a right-wing activist is gunned ...

If a Democratic governor talks about punching people in the mouth, he is obviously filled with insatiable bloodlust.

If a Republican president talks about punching people in the mouth, you’re the violent one for thinking he was being serious.

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

The image is a tweet from Nick Fuentes that says, "My followers and I are currently being framed for the murder of Charlie Kirk by the mainstream media based on literally zero evidence. After the Left gunned him down, they celebrated and justified it. They said I was next. Now they are blaming me. These people are pure evil."

Sounds like Nick just blood and soiled himself.

I genuinely think a lot of normies have been shocked in the past few days because they learned in quick succession

1. Who Kirk was
2. What he said and believed
3. What media elites appear to think of him

And 2 and 3 are not matching up for them

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Galavant.

[Persistent ringing in background]

It’s the cluephone.

[Ringing continues]

It’s for you.

So do I have this right: the Extremely Online head of the FBI missed that all the evidence on the bullets were 4chan memes, the suspect's social media is full of groyper memes, and he was only caught because his LEO father taught him how to shoot but not about STFU Friday?

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

National political reporters: consult your gaming desk. You likely have a massively blind spot — this isn’t a dig at anyone, because I have this blind spot too b/c I’m not a gamer and am trying to adjust for it in real time — covering this very important moment if u don’t game & don’t know the memes

if this shooter winds up being a red-pilled groyper the Kirk newscycle length will be mysteriously cut from two months to two days

The biggest reason I believe the groyper war hypothesis over the left-wing assassination hypothesis is that I don't actually believe most people on the left had a clear sense of Charlie Kirk as a distinct person from Ben Shapiro.