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When I can find the time I write about music for fun and I used to funny online at one point https://theshuffle3.wordpress.com/

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The Bucs deciding to become bums just in time to ruin fantasy playoff chances.

24.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's gotta some kind of same church narrative between Fields and the coach that we don't know about and that's why he's never pulled.

14.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Woody Johnson start never taking the hat off because he's a trump fanboy, or is the hairline a disaster under there? Could be both. #Jets

14.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Home Alone movies can be boiled down to, bad people paying the price for defending that white nationalist Buzz

11.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very excited for the Push Bowl on #MNF

11.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all think The Grinch mom had that thang back there?

04.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Level 2 nip slips

04.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the episodes only on Spotify now? I use YouTube music and didn't see yesterday

30.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best possible but of the past week and a half

30.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did my dumbass think Bustin Justin Fields would be anything other than ass today? #Fantasy #NFL

26.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Penile scoliosis

26.10.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just dropped to the floor of a gas station bathroom. I have to stream Mason Taylor this week.

25.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Skataboo needs to bring back the F350 style shoulder pads.

19.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kyler, please, don't come back. Retire and stream on twitch and be happy.

19.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The glorious era of bully ball is rising again

19.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mothman ate my ass while I was in line at Universal to buy a pretzel

19.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AJ Brown has the attitude of a girl when she keeps saying nothing is wrong, but you know there is. #NFL #Eagles

19.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Carson really Wentzing the bed today.

19.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carson Wentz pumpkining, very Spooky Season of him. #NFL #Vikings

19.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im coaching my kid's flag football team and something about being a ball coach just fills you with an urge to establish the run.

17.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your Republican uncle who hates Lamar will be unbearable tomorrow #NFL

17.10.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only thing missing is a classic Hail Mary

17.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Battle of the Aged” 🀣

17.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Old dudes in offices everywhere will be filled with so much confidence tomorrow.

17.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Flacco run was just icing on the cake. Old dudes everywhere are gonna wake up tomorrow with their knee just a little less swollen.

17.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He's gonna talk crazy shit, and you can't even say anything back.

17.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be ready for that old guy at the office to have a little extra pep in his step tomorrow #TNF #NFL

17.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Rodgers with a touching tribute to the classic Flacco arm punt. Love to see respect between vets. #NFL

17.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, actually. They're saying Booorown. #NFL #Bengals

17.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing reminds me that I am a real adult like my feeds filling up with pseudo adults complaining about Pokemon graphics.

16.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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