Sydney B

for you. Clearly not having religion hasn't made you any better of a person.

I think there's a cream for that... !

asshole

theft is wrong, no matter who does it, parsnip

they should build a proper barracks for their slav-, er "employees". This looks like a human rights violation

so you see that watermark on the photo? That means the person who took the photo didn't want someone to use it without buying a cheap ass license. But some lazy as fuck atheist just stole to make this meme and it's being shared broadly because no one gives a fuck about IP unless it's their own.

yes

one that made me DNF and never to consider any further work from the author: "as blue as a polished stone"

I thought it was a legal requirement that you had to use Nickleback in these kinds of jokes

ai slop, poor hitch

not me on bluesky blocking ppl who use AI slop and the r-slur while pretending to be progressive/left/liberal....

lol, I love you Mrs. Bowers, but AI slop is not by any stretch of the imagination "the truth"

yes, one man. And there are many other videos like this of many other men being massive, entitled dicks in Real Life (tm). This is not the One Man who is the Exception that Proves that most entitled dicks exist only online.

You're being deliberately obtuse

a woman with glasses is making a funny face ALT: a woman with glasses is making a funny face

oh are you watching Fawesome? We tried getting our nostalgia on with Space: 1999 on Fawesome, but the repeating ads crushed us. (four times in a row of listening to how Neutrogena will give women juicy skin???)

what?! you don't want a "narrator" to pick the wrong pronunciation of assorted heteronyms? Or pick the wrong place to put emphasis?

look @marcusaurelius-123.bsky.social , a man in the real world. How can this be???

only to the men who feel like it's shining a spotlight on them.

how to say "Not All Men!" without saying it

doin' a quote so I don't interrupt OP's flow...
but I read "Cup of tea; twenty minutes to kill" as "It will take twenty minutes for this tea to kill someone"

Tis the season, I guess...

I believe -- but don't quote me on this -- that the wedding isn't legal until the officiant files the signed marriage certificate with the gov't office responsible for marriage licenses. Those offices aren't usually open on weekends, so she might have had time to stop it if she knew how that worked

peanuts are not in fact nuts

if only you realized that's the point.

I wonder what happened to the dragon...

if you're buying a wife, how is divorce something they need to worry about

If I see you posting AI slop, it's an instant block. Even if you think it's cute or says a lot about society. If you are purporting that some AI slop is real news, I will report you for misinformation, and then block you. Sloppers should be marginalised.

looks so good I can almost smell it over here

o thank you! But what kind of cheese??

You can shit talk Lindsey Graham without being a misogynist asshole. I believe in you.