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Nottingham to SW France, not the moon and back (geddit?) It's strange where life takes you. Bsky account for Twitter ChancerOnABike The bsky account @ChancerOnABike is dead - forgot the login ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Hope you all got thru it unscathed

Only 5 years to go ๐Ÿ˜‚

19.11.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Dangerous nostalgiaโ€™: did Spainโ€™s โ€˜pact of forgettingโ€™ after Franco leave new generation open to far right? Events to mark the 50th anniversary of dictatorโ€™s death are intended to remind Spaniards, particularly the young, of the dangers of fascism

'More than 21% of those surveyed felt the Franco era was โ€œgoodโ€ or โ€œvery goodโ€.'
Not so good for those lying in unmarked shallow graves.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

19.11.2025 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Selling fast! Don't miss it leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

19.11.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s what Broโ€™s are for

19.11.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ils ont fait รงa ici au collรจge de ma femme.

Cโ€™รฉtait rigolant. Un prof ร  arrivรฉ avec ses affaires dans une bouette

19.11.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And walks around the house in shorts and tshirt, nothing on his feet on tiled floors

Can we light the fire? Itโ€™s cold

19.11.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rule #5 & 9โ€ฆ.
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19.11.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning Christl!

Time for lots of coffeeโ€ฆ

19.11.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t recall barbar being problematic but tbh i only recall the tv adaptation

Asterix on the other handโ€ฆ

19.11.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-1 here, frozen everywhere

Both him & my wife Start school in 15mins, heโ€™s arguing as he doesnโ€™t want to wear his coat

Itโ€™s too big (he chose it, itโ€™s not)
Itโ€™s not cold (it chuffing is)
Is there another one? (No)
Theyโ€™ll make fun of me (wtf?)

Wife leaves him
I lose my rag & lob him out the door

19.11.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue pillow on his head . ALT: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a blue pillow on his head .

Ffs! Been in bed 3hrs. Mrs sound asleep. Her alarm goes off in 4hrs

Got up. Having some toast and camomile. Please work you bastard

19.11.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLeanโ€™s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

18.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 861    ๐Ÿ” 358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71
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18.11.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s playing toulouse soon, โ‚ฌ50 a ticket tho!

18.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My daughter's class had homework on Plato's Cave. Parents in the WhatsApp group were panicking it seemed too hard. I said just hand something in and tell the teacher she's only seeing the shadow of the *real* homework. Got nothing. No laughing emojis, no HAHAHA. I'm fucking wasted on these people.

18.11.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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13 Paris travel hacks to make your trip unforgettable The City of Light is a popular year-round travel destination rightly renowned for its beauty, cultural offering, fine food and wines and generally relaxed vibe - but there are a few tips to making you...

I put together my tips for a successful Paris trip
1. Temper your expectations about 'Paris Magic' - Paris is beautiful and great and fun but it's just a city, it won't fix you and some parts of it really do smell of wee

18.11.2025 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as it sticks, doesnโ€™t matter the source

Having battles with my son who keeps saying for various stuff โ€œiโ€™m not gonna be an expert in Xโ€ or โ€œnot gonna study X all my lifeโ€

I gave up French at 13 as โ€œuseless, never gonna use itโ€

Lived here 14yrs, and am now a Frenchman ๐Ÿ˜‚

18.11.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hilarious and true. Great slide @tomflood.bsky.social

17.11.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UN security council votes to endorse Donald Trumpโ€™s Gaza plan The resolution, which includes references to an independent Palestine, was passed by a vote of 13-0 with China and Russia abstaining

Yet again betrayed by the UN ๐Ÿคฌ

โ€œIt gives overall oversight authority to a โ€œboard of peaceโ€ chaired by Trump, but of uncertain membership. The board has to report to the UN but it is not bound by the wishes of the UN or by the Palestinian Authority.โ€

18.11.2025 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a great idea John. Glad to read youโ€™re back on the road

18.11.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œDear Rachel Reevesโ€ฆโ€: An open letter to the Chancellor on why she should increase the price of driving in her Budget 2025. Dear Chancellor, Please consider the increases in the financial costs of driving described below in your Autumn Budget 2025 for the following reasons: Raising significant much-needed revenue for thโ€ฆ

Only posted this a few hours ago, but Mr Dashboard says only c.50 of you have read this rdrf.org.uk/2025/11/17/d... and we do think it's important: not just because we need to raise ยฃs, but because it's important to show that motorists do NOT "pay their way".

So do read and share!

17.11.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone want a teenager?
Going cheap!
One careful owner.

17.11.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As long you donโ€™t dread them and donโ€™t find them too painful, the speed doesnโ€™t matter

17.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The UK is going lower than a snakeโ€™s bellyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ž

17.11.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to the supermarket in the UK recently. What a shitshow. All but 3 checkouts now self service and they had 11 lights flashing for service with 2 people covering.

Just awful

17.11.2025 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We absolutely need immigration controls. And where those controls decide to grant asylum, we should welcome and integrate, not create perpetual limbo and alienation.

The rhetoric around these reforms encourages the same culture of divisiveness that sees racism and abuse growing in our communities.

16.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

megyn kelly can go straight to jail too imo

17.11.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spain, an EU member, has, as I'd often said, the second highest number of bodies (+120000) in "known" mass graves after Cambodia. But, often forgotten, we we don't know how many in mass graves from Maoist China, Stalinist Russia, Suharta's massacre of Indonesian Communists, Congo etc

16.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason for resistance is
stupid Drs prescribing antibiotics for a sniffle or like in france โ€œwe wonโ€™t prescribe what you need, no weโ€™ll round it up to the nearest number of boxes so the next time you have a sniffle you can self prescribe and not take the full doseโ€

16.11.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s lovely

16.11.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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