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I'm lucky to have income-based housing, but even with the money I'm saving based on what someone in a comparable apartment would pay for rent each month, I couldn't afford to move into a home. I'm just grateful I can clear my bills each month and have a little left over for emergencies.

Those people, whether genuine or professional shit-stirrers, amuse me. They've made their entire personality this one thing, and if everyone else doesn't make their entire personalities about that one thing too, they don't care about that one thing, even if they do.

Their chicken salad was good, but once I became aware of their politics, I never ate there again. That was about 15 years ago now. I found a recipe for making it at home, and you can buy frozen waffle fries if that's what you like.

What kind of idiot doesn't know what a boneless wing is? What next, is he going to sue "Chicken of the Sea" for not being chicken?

Actually, there was a reason to be rude because it was a stupid question. You see someone being mocked for holding a sign saying Black people aren't apes, and you think they're on the same side?

Either she's trolling or working with a lean mixture. Take your pick.

Why would a Democratic rep jeer another Democratic rep for holding up a sign reading, "Black people aren't apes"?

Is your brain working?

As a Detroit Red Wings fan, I am profoundly annoyed and angered by Dylan Larkin's attendance at the #StateoftheUnion tonight. Would Steve Yzerman approve of this? Nick Lidstrom? Hell, pick any past player.

Embarrassing, dude. Fucking embarrassing. I hope his ass gets booed his first game back.

Effing revolting. That's the nicest thing I can say.

No, they're not. I'm not saying women can't be sucked into problematic and troubling Internet bullshit (see: tradwife nonsense), but it pales in comparison to the garbage that is spewed toward young, mostly white men.

Another day older and deeper in debt.

If the sign indicates the person's support of fascist politics, then yes. Absolutely. Punch all Nazis and Nazi-adjacent people. Punch them all the goddamn time.

Look at this photograph

Some people are constantly spoiling for an argument, no matter how inconsequential the topic.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

There are some truly unsufferable people on the Internet. Some of y'all need to log off and literally touch grass. The terminally online will be our downfall.

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Some dead bigot.

I can't understand a lick of Spanish, but goddamn is Bad Bunny a good-looking man.

Also, he puts on one hell of a show. The fact that MAGAts heads were exploding makes it all the better.

Yeah, they just substituted "Black" for "Puerto Rican." I know this crap ought to make me mad, but it really makes me laugh. They're so earnest and so serious, and that's what makes it so fucking funny.

Oh, they can, but they can't score points on the Internet for performative outrage if they do. They have to whine and complain and rail against "woke."

I have to work tonight, which means I'm going to miss Bad Bunny's performance. I hope when I get home, I can see all the evidence of MAGAt brain explosions (which admittedly won't result in a lot of mess).

I hope he works "fuck ICE" into one of his numbers.

That's really the crux of it. Even if Bad Bunny *weren't* an American citizen, the Super Bowl has had loads of non-Americans perform at halftime, and no one complained.

However, he will be singing/rapping in Spanish, and the Mayonnaise-Americans among us just can't handle that.

A very emo looking ICE agent.

Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?

That's what you have when your mom can't find Chicken Tonight at the store.

Schools shouldn't allow that, I don't care how good at football that person is. College is first and foremost a place to get an education. If you're not interested in getting an education, only throwing a football/playing basketball, then you should be expelled.

I don't know, I haven't heard anything bad about Taylor Swift.

You're being generous. He already admitted his wife is drier than Richard Belzar's standup in the Sahara.

Oh, God. I remember that song. My sister couldn't say "caccitore," so she called it "chicken catch-a-toilet." Our mom bought that one a lot.

I need to go listen to Baby Shark to get that damn jingle out of my head now.