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Bad Orange Man’s surprising success in politics starting to make more sense. A man who can’t read good leading a people who can’t read good either.

“I have a Fleabottom accent I know, but…”

Some dude who did the 9/9/9 challenge is sober and hungry again.

Parents across Philadelphia had to have The Talk with their young kids today. And by The Talk I mean “Our teams usually never win, that Superbowl isn’t an every year thing. Last night is basically how it’s gonna be for most of your life”

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Man who helped ignite George Floyd riots identified as white supremacist: Police A masked umbrella-wielding man helped incite riots and looting in the immediate aftermath of George Floyd's death, police said.

The very first riot after a George Floyd protest was started by a white supremacist nicknamed "Umbrella Man."

He spraypainted "free shit" on an AutoZone, broke the windows, and encouraged others to come in. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/man-h...

Since SNL is back I want to mention that short term cast member Luke Mones had an idea for a sketch they never did where a guy on death row is asked what he wants for his last meal and he says Olive Garden’s Never Ending Soup and Breadsticks and they can never execute him because he keeps eating

I like that child credits are ambivalent about lifestyle choices (stay at home parent vs working parent) but agree either way they should be front-loaded to the early years.

Kimmel and Comey Highlight the Trump Regime's Limitations Their desire for authoritarian abuse is bottomless, their ability to carry it out is not

The Trump regime is having trouble prosecuting James Comey on frivolous charges, and hasn’t been able to get charges against Letitia James.

They couldn’t keep Kimmel off the air.

Their desire for authoritarianism is bottomless, but their capacity is not. Hurting people yes, but bluffing a lot too.

I love this city

the phillies when you ask them about playing at the bank during red october:

Nick Sirianni would’ve said “just swing it. If we get a hit it’s over.”

The Philadelphia Flyers Mascot

Go Birds!

Came here to say this. Sports shouldn’t have owners but he’s the best owner in sports.

Even the most hapless establishment Dem in Congress should be furious over the rescissions bill they passed after Dems cooperated on the budget.

Let them touch stove now

Isn't there something about scoville scale not being completely accurate as the same types of peppers can vary greatly in individual spiciness? Sometimes I wonder if its hitting me different or if I got usual sauce but it contains a particularly spicy bit of peppers.

YouTube video by MSNBC ‘F--- them kids’: ICE agents drag children out of bed, ransack Chicago building

According to eyewitnesses, armed ICE agents dragged kids out of their beds in the middle of the night, zip tied them and put them in rented vans while raiding an * entire apartment building* on the South Side of Chicago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXO...

These are the quarterbacks since 2010 who complete passes at roughly the rate Microsoft Excel’s AI mode accurately edits spreadsheets

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

Imagine getting owned this hard by Hakeem Jeffries

What a 7 month run for Milley. He was stupidly there for the tear gassing and Church photo op then gets China to be chill during the transition and implements the “ring of steel”

Nancy Pelosi speaks to national guard at U.S. Capitol.

They’re calling her the greatest counter-coup leader of all time.

Assuming Dems take the House I am pretty worried it could get extremely ugly between the election and seating the new Congress, ESPECIALLY given that the inner circle of reckless sadists are the ones running the place.

This is literally the manly military versus woke military indirect fire meme

Secretary of Warcrimes

Omarion Hampton with one of the most insubordinate and churlish runs you’ll ever see

An oil refinery completely exploded in Philadelphia less than 10 years ago.

Our pediatrician said she curses at the TV when I asked her what’s up just to figure out if my kids could get the Covid shot, so a polite response to a stranger might be to “Check that with your kids doctor before you do anything ma’am.”