@kylekulseth.bsky.social
Montana-based stand-up comic. Qualifiles as a cryptid, that way... www.standupkulseth.com
10.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
STRONGLY considering making a whipass looking battle jacket, but the patches are all just logos for gerontiproducts. hahaha. "Dude, SICK AARP patch." "Whoa, you like Metamucil too!?"
Haha. I fucken rule.
You bet! Enjoy man!
07.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd recommend Whistle Pig Koreann(dinner or lunch), MAP Brewing (beer and lunch), Après Brewing, Cafe M Coffee, The Western Cafe and/or Cat eye Cafe. The Hideaway and/or Haufbrau (dive bar / pub grub)
07.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mighta been, come to think of it!
07.11.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just learned that Alaskans make jack-o-lanterns outta kelp. Ha!
06.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
04.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 5036 🔁 551 💬 171 📌 84It blinks. What do you do?
01.11.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have both liked AND reposted! Witness your EMPIRE CRUMBLE!!!
30.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0engagement bait is the lowest form of posting. like if you agree, repost if you disagree
29.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 564 🔁 58 💬 56 📌 13I don't mean to be horny on main, but MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!
30.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
Yes.
30.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0To give you some idea of the severity of the struggles I go through daily: I REALLY need to get the "merch" section of my website set up, but I don't WANNOOOOO
27.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, um, not for nothing, but uh...whoop whoop, ninja
21.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I either need ALL THINGS to stop costing so MUCH money, or I need SEVERAL THINGS to stop costing ANY money at all.
Which is it gonna be, here...?
Found FARM BLUESKY, and now I have chores. :(
21.10.2025 17:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lookin' for a headstone, that's tombscrolling.
21.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop!
21.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Oh yeah? Well what if I shit myself.
19.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
16.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 568 🔁 175 💬 162 📌 449One thing about me is I’m gonna set some ground rules for how me & the 3inch cockroach in my tub can cohabitate (shoutout Chris for respecting the balance)
18.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 56 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0I haven't really had a chance to introduce myself.
18.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Hey ah. Just clicking in here to salute this. Like, heel click salute. 🫡
18.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“perverts get remembered, but gooners never die”
- babe ruth i think
Schools just ban things because kids like them
15.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What?
15.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Robocop was wild work because, like, holy shit robot with a gun! Oh, also...he has to DRIVE A FORD TAURUS.
11.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Hey man! Cool penis! Have a great day!"
11.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Antifa potluck was so super, Barb brought a hotdish that was really swell. oh fer yummy Barb, super job
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