My daughter is convinced I'm not her dad as she saw a huge flash in the sky and I came home early from work, therefore in her 6 year old logic, I'm obviously an Alien and has taken daddy away. Wife isn't helping by showing me how to boil the kettle and buttering toast.
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This is how my dog eats a carrot 🥕
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As is should’ve all along 😂
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But not as adorably clumsy like pandas.
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Dammit!! I came here to say the same!
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I’ve finally received my invite today. Feel like I’m the only South African on here…suck it Elon!
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